The case of missing bladder
Day before yesterday we were sitting at sanu ka ground having our drink as always, it was a lucky month for R1 he made 2 new girl friends this month.. so he was talking about it.. as always i was the avid listener, the only reason i drink is because i like the crap they talk while drinking..
A few days back i asked R2 as to why he drinks, it was just a normal question i was just wondering what all reasons different people would give, he said if he doesn’t drink he is unable to sleep and sees ghosts. I laughed at the idea, that a grownup man is afraid of ghosts. I asked what kind of ghosts. He continued.. they are all in white clothes, when i close my eyes trying to sleep i feel someone is sitting around me and when i open my eyes i see them.. I said its all veham, he replied saying k he knows its a veham but still he sees them and he is damn afraid of it.. he doesnt sleep whole night and is thankful whenever it dawns. Actually he had stopped drinking on thursdays, he took fast on that day, but he cant do without liquor because of the bhoot thing.
As we were drinking and i was bored with R1’s talk about his new gfs i interrupted and told him to ask R2 as to why does he drink.. R1 asked and R2 gave the same answers regarding the ghost and we both laughed and inquired more..
R2 has this problem of shitting, he feels like shitting all the time. he has to shit 5 to 6 times a day and is always worried about when shit will strike.. It has been always his problem and he takes daily medication to control that but still its not of much help..
Suddenly he starts speaking again about his shit problem, he says i m jealous of seeing people drinking a lot and the next day they dont have any problem, but when i drink more i feel like shitting the whole day, i feel like every thing from my body is gonna come out of my ass hole.. IT’S BECAUSE I PULLED OUT MY BLADDER WHEN I WAS YOUNG. Me and R1 with our eyes wide and mouth open looking at him, not sure on what he just said, we were still for a moment digesting the unexpected words that he just told.. we looked at each other and burst out laughing..
We laughed for a good minute and eager to know more, we already knew its going to be fun to hear.. we asked YOU PULLED OUT YOUR BLADDER? HOW? WHY? WHEN?. R2 continued ” i was young then and i was having too much khujli in my ass, and it was not stopping so when i was shitting i put a finger in my ass and i felt something and i pulled it out, and it was my bladder”.
We again burst into laughter, and just the thought about what stupid thing he is saying and imaging the scene in our mind we couldnt stop laughing. R2 got angry its so easy for you people to laugh, you people dont have any idea how much i have to suffer because of my missing bladder. We burst into another stream of laughter, R1 asked so what did that bladder look like. R2 said it looked a baloon with little water in it, it was of white and pink colour like a meat. We tried to explain him there is no such kind of bladder that can be pulled out of anyone’s ass. Even if we believe its a bladder how did it come out, hasn’t it to be attached to some other part. He angrily said i dont know all that thing, but i know one thing that it was my bladder that came out that day, and because i dont have a bladder i have to shit all the time.. He said ok then we can go to the doctor, at least you will believe him..
Now we got a bit serious, i and r1 exchanged looks and the thing on our mind was IS HE BECOMING MAD? He continued we will go to doctor on sunday and i will ask him to check if my bladder is missing. I was just taking a sip then i burst into laughter the liquor splashing out of my mouth, and i and R1 heartily laughing as to what would be expression on doctor’s face when he would ask the doctor to check if his bladder is missing. It certainly is going to be the most funniest moment in this year. we completed our drinks and went home.
yesterday i was whole day laughing in my mind about yesterday’s incident, then R1 came to my home and we discussed about yesterday’s weird incident.
R1’s interpretation : He might have swallowed something as a child and it might have come out from his ass. Supportive argument: he had a dog which once swallowed baloon and when it came out of his ass, it looked something as described by R1 except for the color. R2 might have swallowed a baloon
My interpretation: He might have seen a dream which he started to believe as truth. As mentioned earlier he was already having sleeping problems and he saw ghosts.. so its quiet possible that he must have been hallucinating and some how this bladder thing went into his mind.
R2: you bhenchods i said I PULLED OUT THE BLADDER FROM MY ASS
p.S. We have already broadcasted to everyone about R2’s missing bladder. Next time he is going to meet anyone they would be asking the same question. where did ur bladder go?
we might also go to the doctors this sunday if he hasnt changed his mind,, and i m sure it wud be damn funny..