Home Alone – some introspection and a tasteless biriyani
Some times when you are alone at home; you want to be alone, without some friends dropping by every half and hour, some friends coming with porn cds saying lets watch this its cool stuff, some would recommend we drink the whole day (thanks for the shortage) some saying lets bring a prostitute, and some coming with his girl friend trying to take advantage of a safe place.. so there are many things that can annoy you. So being alone has to be kept as a close guarded secret revealed only to a few. If you are alone for 1 or 2 days its ok but then its 3 weeks.
The thing about movies and porn is that i always like to watch it alone, also one can masturbate to his hearts content by watching porn otherwise which has to be done in bathroom, one cud get bored of masturbating at the same place..
What one does when he is alone tells a lot about a person and his friends. There is this bachpan ka friend T. What he used to do was, he would call his friends they are all loveria types, all couples fill his home, they talk and eat, and would be cuddling each other and doing mushy mushy talking in every corner of his house. Then there is S he is a sardar he would bring prostitutes. Then there is our group core group is of us 3 and the extended group goes upto 10. So basically i dont allow or indulge in prostitute stuff, the thing is that thou i know there is nothing wrong in that but still i do only those things that i could look into the eyes of my parents and say “so what”. In my house drinking, smoking, drugs (in past, but if some one wants to try he can use it), cooking, coming with gf, doing tightgiri, shouting, fighting is allowed. All houses have their rules and they are not to be broken ofcourse my house is the most liberal one.
So whenever there is an empty house, R1 would say lets make biriyani. He had seen someone make biriyani, and he started making it and thinks he makes very good biriyani. But we are not sure… we wud cut onion and garlic and stuff and give him support services then he would start making. Nobody says anything because if they say, they will have to work too. So R1 takes all the trouble in making it, thinking that he is some great bawarchi.. and in front of him we wud say he makes great biriyani, but actually you cant call it a biriyani in first place, its more like rice mixed in mutton curry.
We sit with our whisky( yesterday whisky was not available so had to drink rum, man it tastes so bad) and he would go to kitchen every now and then checking if its being cooked properly by the time our whisky is over the food would be ready. I mentioned the biriyani as tasteless in the title not because its actually tasteless but none of us would remember what it tastes like, since we are at home and every one is going to sleep at that place itself we drink more than our normal quoata, so the next morning we wouldnt remember how it tasted like. Still nobody has any idea how it tasted but we assume it might be good because we at it all. So when we meet R1 next day its customary for him to ask how was the biriyani last night, we would all look perplexed wondering how it tasted and would say, oh man it was great..
So R1 lives in the impression that he is a great cook, may be he is or may be not.. i guess some day this mystery will get solved.