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After eating bahar ka khana for all these days my stomach is not happy, and its vomiting out everything through my ass. I am having dangerous loose motion (this word sounds quiet technical, something out an engineering book).. it comes with such a force as if someone is vomiting thru my ass..
So basically shit was in my mind all the time so now its naturally going into this blog. All the shit stories will be presented to you. I would better call it as ghu, because ghu sounds more funny.. try repeating the work for some times and u will like it,, say ghu, ghu, ghu
When i was in some junior or senior KG i shitted in my pants once, so what they generally used to do is that they would remove your clothes and give you spare clothes that they keep, so it happend that day lots of children had shitted and now i was the last to shit so naturally there wasn’t any cloth for me. So they made me sit naked in the class and after washing they put my clothes for drying, but as luck had it, it was raining and the cloth didnt dry, obviously they wouldnt make children wear wet clothes, so they did something else.. So in the evening my father was as usual waiting for our school bus. As children started getting out of bus, my father’s eyes were searching for me, he was getting anxious as his child was nowhere to be seen and the bus was about to go, my father asked the conductor where is my child, he said he is right beside you. He was shocked to see me, actually the school people had made we wear girl’s clothes because there wasnt any boy’s cloth left..
The second time i shitted in my pants was when i was in some sixth or seventh,, ya pretty grown up. So somehow i shitted in my pants and i dont remember was it in school or the bus, but from where i can recall it must be in the bus. I remember it was saturday and on saturday we used to have white shirt and pants. I was somehow sitting in front row, generally i sit at the back but that day i sat in the front, and most girls would sit there too. Suddenly i realised that i have shitted in my pants and i was very tense, what if people found out, i wished i would have died the same time. You see i was a grown up child, how could i catch the same bus tomorrow if they find out, they going to make fun of me to death. Slowly the smell started spreading, i was getting tensed, people started holding their nose. Noise grew, oh eww, chee, some body has shitted, stop the bus, the driver had no place to stop and next was my stop. Till now they hadnt found out who it is but i was afraid when i stand up they will see marks of daag of ghu on my pant more so it was a white pant, or may be a piece of ghu may drop thru my pants, how am i gonna face them. My stop came, i stood up, a sense of relief that shit didnt fall thru my legs, i rushed and quickly got down, what a luck nobody realised it was me. Then i walked slowly towards my home, some friend came and started talking to me on my way home. I didnt talk anything with him, so that he would go away, and he went away to my relief. I reached home, my mom was standing at the door, she saw my worried face, what happend? I shitted in my pant.
The recent incident happened and thank god it happened when i was on my terrace. I was already having loose motion and i was flying kite, i thought its gas and tried to fart but it was shit, Oh shit i said, that day nobody was at home so i didnt had to face the embarrassment, went down removed the underwear, there was only thoda sa shit, put the underwear in a polythene bag, and threw it out of the window. As the underwear landed some dogs came and started tearing it.. i washed my ass and started laughing.. i learnt a big lesson. NEVER TRY TO FART WHEN YOU HAVE LOOSE MOTION..
P.S. i have realised the importance of pictures, now onwards may be i would take some effort, and waste some energy to add pictures to my post,,, i mean may be. personal experience as anonymous are welcome..
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Written by maya

August 12, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Posted in humor, past, personal diary

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  1. Shit and Sex!!!This is he axis of your universe, I guess :DBut who cares, you rock man!!!Believe me, though I have not met you, but you are one of the dirtiest people ever existed on the face of mother earth.Not because you say the truth, but because you "say" it.

    Tarun Goel

    August 12, 2009 at 7:46 pm

  2. No offense, btw

    Tarun Goel

    August 12, 2009 at 7:47 pm

  3. @Tarun.. u have to blv me, when i started reading this post, i had the exact same feelings in my head… but every write has a muse, may be Maya's is sex and shit…@Maya – laughed my head off πŸ˜€ heheheheh

    Chhaya

    August 12, 2009 at 8:58 pm

  4. @ tarun @ chhayai write about these stuff, because very few ppl write about them, i generally write wht i would have liked to read…uncommon stuff…but i think these things are interesting as a whole ppl like to read it..there is more shit and sex for you ppl so dont worry, and did u see the face of that person in the pic.. concentrate for a while its damn funny

    Uncommon Sense

    August 12, 2009 at 9:24 pm

  5. hahahahaha…pic bhi kya khoob dhundhi hai is post ke liye :Paur aisi hatke post aap hi likh sakte ho ji..me sochta hun.. aap mujhse bhi bade crazyy ho ji.. naam badal lunga aaj se :P(abhi se :P)

    CrAzYy..! ;)

    August 12, 2009 at 9:31 pm

  6. arey yaar…laughed my ass off. Ekdum desi type likha hai about your shitty experiences.Bahut bada bakchod insaan hai tu…god bless you. πŸ˜€

    abhishek

    August 12, 2009 at 10:18 pm

  7. what a shitty post … anyways it was a great read ..i muss say …laughed all the way thru it …once a gal of my sisters class shitted when she was in 9th standard …in the 10th std boys of their class celebrated her shit anniversary by lighting incense sticks in the class :)..this a true story

    vicious

    August 13, 2009 at 1:47 am

  8. btw did this man's ass change position ?? the shit is all splashed on the front πŸ˜›

    vicious

    August 13, 2009 at 1:58 am

  9. @Uncommon – thats one shitty post dude, as always your post brings a smile @Vicious – May be "he" is not a man!, have you ever thought pf that ..?? πŸ˜‰

    Uday

    August 13, 2009 at 7:43 am

  10. @ crazy.. you can keep the crazy title,, i m not crazy but thoda sa chutiya, thanks for liking it@ abhishek.. ya i m a bakchod.., gd to know you liked the desi style..@ vici tht must have been super embrassing for her, and see the impact that they remembered that day…beechari ladki.i think because the chaddi is made of nylon, the shit could have flowed thru the front@ uday thanks

    Uncommon Sense

    August 13, 2009 at 10:03 am

  11. Dude…that part about you getting dressed as a girl was too funny.Keep up the shitty work.N

    Nothingman

    August 14, 2009 at 4:34 am

  12. This is shit at its best! Usually we refer to shitting in pants as something funny, and this post has the comic essence … thanks for the really shitty feeling.All said and done, the moral is real … not to fart when one is shitting loose. Otherwise, do please consider m-seal … plug it and you have the sure farting pleasure. Let me run before I sound shitty! πŸ˜‰

    IdleMind

    August 14, 2009 at 1:25 pm

  13. @IdleMind – ROTFLMAO @ the unique application of M-Seal :D.. i have heard that they also have wet-seals.. will be perfect for Maya during these "moving" episodes πŸ˜€

    Chhaya

    August 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

  14. @ idle.. m-seal wont allow even air to pass,, some kind of membrane has to be used so that only air can pass and not the semi-liquid substance…@chhaya "loose moving episodes"

    Uncommon Sense

    August 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm

  15. he he it is really shit post and maya you shit a lot in your pants man.. But at the end of the day you have learned not to fart when you have loose motions.. he he.. your writing is very comic.. enjoyed reading it.. πŸ™‚

    Its my life

    September 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm

  16. @ its my life thanx for liking

    Uncommon Sense

    September 24, 2009 at 6:16 pm

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    Anonymous

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