My experience with shit
After eating bahar ka khana for all these days my stomach is not happy, and its vomiting out everything through my ass. I am having dangerous loose motion (this word sounds quiet technical, something out an engineering book).. it comes with such a force as if someone is vomiting thru my ass..
So basically shit was in my mind all the time so now its naturally going into this blog. All the shit stories will be presented to you. I would better call it as ghu, because ghu sounds more funny.. try repeating the work for some times and u will like it,, say ghu, ghu, ghu…
When i was in some junior or senior KG i shitted in my pants once, so what they generally used to do is that they would remove your clothes and give you spare clothes that they keep, so it happend that day lots of children had shitted and now i was the last to shit so naturally there wasn’t any cloth for me. So they made me sit naked in the class and after washing they put my clothes for drying, but as luck had it, it was raining and the cloth didnt dry, obviously they wouldnt make children wear wet clothes, so they did something else.. So in the evening my father was as usual waiting for our school bus. As children started getting out of bus, my father’s eyes were searching for me, he was getting anxious as his child was nowhere to be seen and the bus was about to go, my father asked the conductor where is my child, he said he is right beside you. He was shocked to see me, actually the school people had made we wear girl’s clothes because there wasnt any boy’s cloth left..
The second time i shitted in my pants was when i was in some sixth or seventh,, ya pretty grown up. So somehow i shitted in my pants and i dont remember was it in school or the bus, but from where i can recall it must be in the bus. I remember it was saturday and on saturday we used to have white shirt and pants. I was somehow sitting in front row, generally i sit at the back but that day i sat in the front, and most girls would sit there too. Suddenly i realised that i have shitted in my pants and i was very tense, what if people found out, i wished i would have died the same time. You see i was a grown up child, how could i catch the same bus tomorrow if they find out, they going to make fun of me to death. Slowly the smell started spreading, i was getting tensed, people started holding their nose. Noise grew, oh eww, chee, some body has shitted, stop the bus, the driver had no place to stop and next was my stop. Till now they hadnt found out who it is but i was afraid when i stand up they will see marks of daag of ghu on my pant more so it was a white pant, or may be a piece of ghu may drop thru my pants, how am i gonna face them. My stop came, i stood up, a sense of relief that shit didnt fall thru my legs, i rushed and quickly got down, what a luck nobody realised it was me. Then i walked slowly towards my home, some friend came and started talking to me on my way home. I didnt talk anything with him, so that he would go away, and he went away to my relief. I reached home, my mom was standing at the door, she saw my worried face, what happend? I shitted in my pant.
The recent incident happened and thank god it happened when i was on my terrace. I was already having loose motion and i was flying kite, i thought its gas and tried to fart but it was shit, Oh shit i said, that day nobody was at home so i didnt had to face the embarrassment, went down removed the underwear, there was only thoda sa shit, put the underwear in a polythene bag, and threw it out of the window. As the underwear landed some dogs came and started tearing it.. i washed my ass and started laughing.. i learnt a big lesson. NEVER TRY TO FART WHEN YOU HAVE LOOSE MOTION..
P.S. i have realised the importance of pictures, now onwards may be i would take some effort, and waste some energy to add pictures to my post,,, i mean may be. personal experience as anonymous are welcome..