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Keep Walking..

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I generally post every alternative day, but since i had been unavailable for a month i have to make up for the loss.
It has been 3 days since i started waking in the morning you must have noticed that my posts are being published after 9 pm whereas earlier by 7:30 my post would get ready most of the time. I never exercised in my life i always thought it to be the most stupidest thing, you have to work hard and you are not getting paid for it, thats a ridiculous thing to do, more so with the gym, you have to go there and most of us will go in our vehicles adding more to the pollution then going there and working your ass off, eating away on the electricity there and at the end of the month paying money for all this work, effort, waking up in the morning. It all seemed stupid.
When i was may be in 4th or 5th class it was the last time we kids went for jogging, some childhood friends, my sister and all. We would say that we are going for jogging but what we would actually do was go on our small adventure trips. I had stayed in railway quarters during most part of my life and it was near this un used railway yard. we would wake up in the morning and reach this place, here there were lot of unused coaches, old train engines and lot of other railway machines. All that we did was climbing this trains and engines. those were the fun days, as i say the past is always better than the present and future…
So the reason for me doing this stupid thing is that when i was in kerala for a month whenever i had to go to city i had to walk some distance for catching the bus, since i made regular trips to bars i was walking literally daily and it sort of formed a habit plus my tummy expanded with all this drinking and just lazying at the same place and this walking toned me down. Last time when i met R2 he said k he goes for walking in the morning, so i said i will join you. I actually like walking even when i m at home i walk a lot in the room itself when i m thinking, i some times walk for hours lost in thought. Since the whole day what i m doing is just sitting in front of the pc, tv, news paper or magazine my body has become fluffy, it has becomes ekdum soft and feminine also i think i m having this small hairy boobs, now its a very bad thing for a man to have boobs though its not visible much but the feeling of having boobs gives me erection and i feel like touching and it disturbs my mental peace.. (u must be thinking about my talent of bringing vulgarity to everything i say isnt it?.. people thts the masala, its the item number)..
So here i m walking daily, not exactly because i m trying to trim down but because i actually like walking sucking into the early morning pollution (i like the smell of diesel and petrol smoke, also the smoke of fire crackers) , hearing temple bells, watching dogs play in the morning, so its good. Its good to see oneself sweating, feel like one is working, being more human.. so this serves 2 purpose one is that i get to do what i like and other that i would become leaner. Actually the life style changes had made it necessary to have some work out, i don’t recommend (as if my recommendation matters to anyone) going to gym because its against my logic or would say its just plain stupidity.
P.S. considering my age i should be running instead of walking, but i would die if i run for more than 3 minutes. i don’t think even this walking is going to last for too long..
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Written by maya

September 25, 2009 at 11:32 am

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  1. can we keep the female anatomical parts out of the post for a change? about hitting the gym, its not possible to work on ur body propelry by just jogging. u need specific machines to work on specific muscles. PS: i might sound harsh here, but just bcz u dont like something, it doesnt nake it stupid. once again i wud say, if u dislike everything that is popular just bcz you dont want common choices to rule ur own then you are actually letting it do the same. You are actually letting the _fads_ rule u cz u wud automatically go against it.

    Chhaya

    September 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm

  2. female parts are used to keep the topic lighter.who cares about muscles, if it is realted to some profession where they require specific bodies then its ok,, y wud normal ppl need to work on specific muscles…what i m talking about is my personal view, i find it stupid, so i m saying its stupid.., u r welcome to counter it, and i m sure there are more number of ppl who dont go to gym (in my circle, actually nobody goes) in comparision to those who go to gym, so if i want to be differnt i wud rather go to gym…goin against popular fads is my default nature, its not something i choose consciously its a sub- conscious choice… may b it started with questioning everything and trying out the opposite.. soon it became my nature..

    Uncommon Sense

    September 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm

  3. we used to hear a lot of stories about guys with " boobs " and how they used to have a tough time at the hostel dealing with the other guys' fantasies :Pthis post is more like you ..was missing it all these days and ya keep walking …

    vicious

    September 25, 2009 at 2:12 pm

  4. going to the gym is something i hate too and ya inspite of the hue n cry about possesing a perfect body , there are still more number of people who dont hit the gyms .. keeping fit is all one needs and machines can stay away πŸ™‚

    vicious

    September 25, 2009 at 2:14 pm

  5. i was just thinking about y u tend to agree with mostly all my views, checked ur profile.. we both r scorpions.. tht cud b the reason…actualy all three of us have thoda bahut boobs, R2 has the biggest sometimes after getting drunk we have boob fights pinching each others boobs.. only the next day we realise the pain..

    Uncommon Sense

    September 25, 2009 at 2:28 pm

  6. @Maya – u need to work on some muscles like the upper arm and thighs directly to keep them toned. I wud rather stay fit … If i wasnt then there is no way i cud have done all the hiking during the Ladakh trip. its about staying fit and having a good stamina rather than building bulky muscles. I dont like to ask for help if i have to haul the groceries to the car or if i have to take the strairs to the top floor.. πŸ™‚

    Chhaya

    September 25, 2009 at 2:52 pm

  7. @ chhaya for the leg part running or walking is enuf, and for arms if u are going to do some itsy bitsy work frequently like u going to haul the grocery it will automatically get exercised..ok i m jabardasti trying to prove my point,, anyway its not such an important topic to debate over…and the gym thing ws just a small reference in the post..but still i m right..

    Uncommon Sense

    September 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm

  8. @maya – hahahah… whatever that suits u. πŸ™‚

    Chhaya

    September 25, 2009 at 3:20 pm

  9. It has been my nature to always question the things that are termed to be "traditional". I like to seek logical explanations for everything that has been blindly followed in the name of cultural rituals and traditions. I hate doing that. It is like jumping into an abyss – you never know in which lifetime you would hit the base and yet you dared to jump hoping you would not be falling for long. Why I said this? I really don't know! :)Now talking about the hot topic of this post, The Gym. I had once tried the gym. I had joined so that I could add some muscle, because I was quite skinny. I did the "gymming" for a year, and figured out that my body has not been made to show the finely chiseled features! So I quit and joined Karate classes. This was much better than doing the gym. You have exercise and you learn a sport as well (And yes, Karate is considered to be a sport these days!).-Vittal.

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    September 25, 2009 at 6:26 pm

  10. i understand what u mean in the first para, i share ur views..ya i know karate is considered as a sport plus it would be benefitial during some unfortunate event.

    Uncommon Sense

    September 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm

  11. I agree with ur part that one needs to go to the gym to keep oneself fit.Instead if one jogs or practices yoga, one can be fit as a fiddle.

    abhishek

    September 26, 2009 at 8:27 am

  12. that should have been * need not go to a gym

    abhishek

    September 26, 2009 at 8:28 am

  13. πŸ˜€ You see this grin actually its been there from the time I came to your page and read what you have written on the right had side of your page… 'know the …..' Is it what I think it is??? I just loved the way you have written this post….. 'fluffy' part I can totally relate to it.. lol

    Sneha Says

    September 26, 2009 at 8:30 pm

  14. you a scorpio ??? mindblowing ..and anyways who else other than a scorpio can speak his / her mind w/o caring 4 what people say !!!

    vicious

    September 26, 2009 at 11:20 pm

  15. btw the new about me is simply cool πŸ˜‰

    vicious

    September 26, 2009 at 11:21 pm

  16. Maya Saheb, FYI.. I heard somewhere that having sex 10 times a day makes you fit.. i am not sure if playing with your own body parts counts, you may want to check that out πŸ™‚ On a serious note.. I go to gym regularly and do it because it is a lot of fun. I am not sure about India but here they are a lot of chicks doing yoga and stuff and it makes the exercise a lot more easier.. its better than running outside and watching dogs and cars.

    Uday

    September 27, 2009 at 4:51 am

  17. @ sneha yes its exactly what it is.. this blog is an effort to bring profanity into the mainstream.. thanks for liking and do keep visiting..@ uday playing with body parts certainly helps, the only exercise my hand gets is by masturbation,, gym must be helpful and gd but its a waste of resources…

    Uncommon Sense

    September 27, 2009 at 12:22 pm

  18. Walking is good. But walking is for old people. better walk to a gym. Paying money to work on the machines is not a bad deal at all. One month of gymming won't cost you more than two bottles of booze. True.Well, the gym here is too far from my house so I exercise daily. In my house. No big deal, but it does make one feel good.N

    Nothingman

    October 2, 2009 at 6:13 am

  19. @nothing its not about the cost, its about the work.. wud feel like a majoor working at some zamindar's field

    Uncommon Sense

    October 2, 2009 at 10:37 am


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