A day in the life of India

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Normal Shampoo, Anti dandruff, with silky shine, with vitamin e, with pro-vitamin or for people living bald lives, liveon, hair spray, hair oil, hair color (without amonia, ya you are worth it). Face wash with apricot extracts (which makes your skin look younger), hand wash (has to be used after touching every fucking thing – wash after touching ur mother, fucker) , body wash (it makes your body glow as your face!! what for fucker) , fairness cream for men, women and others..(helps to get jobs esp. air hostess,, i dont understand the air-hostess thing there is a big mystery about why would anyone dream to be a waiter in a plane) anti wrinkle cream, mouisturisers with milk, goat milk, plant milk, alovera, olive and other 1000 fucking things.. sunscreen with triple protection or may be more protection with spf 14, or any other number, bleaches, hair removal creams (show the V sign for vita says fucking katrina) anti-ageing cream, anti wrinkle cream or may be a fucking anti human cream. Cream for dry skin, oily skin, my skin or your skin or for the skin behind the burkha, cream for the dead, the living and the paranormal.. Face scrub to scrub ur mask (with wall-nut, it makes your skin breath, apply the cream in little circular motions then rinse your face pat-dry) Anti-scar cream for the scar-face remove the scars of your past, cold cream, petroleum jelly, eye liner, maskara, talcum powder, lip stick with shine, not shine, with sparkle, without sparkle, with vitamin, protein calcium and fuck knows what..
Deodrant with round the clock protection, wax, nail polish with glitter without glitter, in 1000 fucking shades, botox filled faces, laser treated bodies, silicion filled boobs, liposuctions, and what not suction.. Humans Indeed!!
Get a direction : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8299780.stm

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Written by maya

October 13, 2009 at 11:29 am

Posted in uncommon

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  1. Mustard oil, groundnut oil, kerosene oil … and all oils yet we don't oil our own machines. Strange are we as humans, stranger is our fascination to beautify our looks.Don't we humans sound stupid as creations?Still, I salute Babar Ali. May such men live forever to uplift us from the chaos.

    IdleMind

    October 13, 2009 at 12:53 pm

  2. @idle indeed a very strange species

    Uncommon Sense

    October 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm

  3. Whenever I see Shahnaz Hussain's ads for her beauty products, I get scared if some people would like her one day! I feel you mate. I get the picture here. These beauty, anti-aging, fairness, et al product makers are making money and are also enjoying a hearty laugh at the stupidity of their victims.Home remedies and care has been totally forgotten as it involves some hard work. We take the easy way out and go for these chemicals. Every advertisement I see, says "Aa gaya ek naya formula…" To hell with the "naya formula", has anyone come up with a "purana formula"? I wonder what's going to happen of us poor souls. Only time will tell.

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    October 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm

  4. ahhhha….d mads may make ppl crzy but most of dem runs on huge profit coz many n most of us r dumb enuf to fall in dose traps n to make life ol d more nice(though in most case jst in vain…)'=n d air hostess thing…they r air-waiters, rite n ppl travelling r mstly hi-cls(though these cheap-air flights dnt kip their stnd.,so obviously d hostesses r also cheapso)n they nid good visiual trt apart frm jst travelling…:O….n as Vittaldas said , shahnaz makes really ppl scared n wenever my mom sees her ads she says " y dnt she go n make herslf beautiful first..!!!"…its just mere business stuffs..

    rimz

    October 13, 2009 at 2:14 pm

  5. lol ..i m falling off my seat … such vast knowledge !!!!well gals do it 4 guys who no matter how they look want a bful gf / wife and the companies are just encashing on this !!!

    vicious

    October 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm

  6. shanaz hussain is a big mystery in itself.. i mean doesnt she look in the mirror, and how can these ad walas portray her as beautiful… she is the ugliest person i have ever seen,, and the way she talks makes my blood boil..

    Uncommon Sense

    October 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm

  7. @ vici i dont think girls do it for guys,, if the world only had women, still they will do it.. thou it looks like they do it for men bt that isnt true..and regarding my knowledge.. i like watching ads..print/tv/outdoor any thing,, i like them..

    Uncommon Sense

    October 13, 2009 at 3:16 pm

  8. then u must do a post on ads that tell a story .. i was thinking of a post on that ..but u r a better person 4 dat !! 🙂

    vicious

    October 13, 2009 at 5:19 pm

  9. shahnaz hussain is quite old now ..u shud look at her young days' pics 2 know what a beauty she was !!!

    vicious

    October 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm

  10. she must be gd in her young days but she cant come on tv now with her ugly face saying.. "if you want to be beautiful like me, then u shud use fair one"..

    Uncommon Sense

    October 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm

  11. lol true ..u r just impossible …i wonder how ur facial expressions were wen u wrote this 😛

    vicious

    October 14, 2009 at 1:05 am

  12. I looooveeee you man!!Not gay love…brotherly love…maza aa gaya padh key.

    abhishek

    October 15, 2009 at 12:13 am

  13. Waise compass naam kyun diya hai….is post ka?

    abhishek

    October 15, 2009 at 12:13 am

  14. i came back 2 ask the same question !!!

    vicious

    October 15, 2009 at 1:49 am

  15. @ abhi, vici compass helps to find direction, the post shows that we are moving in the wrong direction..(our priorites are flawed), we are spending so much on ourself when the other half of the world is not even able to get food, education or other basic amenities,, thou we have been lucky to be born in good environment but that doesnt mean we can ignore the trouble of those unlucky ppl who are born at the wrong place and at the end i have given a link below the "get a direction" text…i think not many have noticed tht… relation between the title and the post..

    Uncommon Sense

    October 15, 2009 at 10:00 am

  16. i cant actually complain.. i have been very close to the advertisement fraternity and i have always been fascinated by the brilliant ideas behind some of the ads..i dont mind the products, cz they let me watch some really amusing TVCs or PAs 🙂

    Chhaya

    October 15, 2009 at 11:24 am

  17. @chhay i have been always fascinated by the advertising field, had thought of it as a career option at some point in my life.. but i guess i was too lazy and i chose whatever was easier…

    Uncommon Sense

    October 15, 2009 at 11:40 am

  18. Haha… weird species, indeed we are!!! Very humorous and equally sharp post!

    Darshan Chande

    October 25, 2009 at 12:50 am


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