Owing to readers complaints, esp. the females (their views have more weight here because they are lesser in numbers) i m shifting to the old generic comment system.
Since there has been no shit and sex in last few of my posts some might get the impression of me be going main-stream, but thats not the case. To start with shit, u guys need not worry, i have been shitting normally and hope you are shitting normally aswell, a few of my observations regarding shit is that, i could see tomato skin floating, also some kind of seeds, i doubt if they are tomato or chilly seeds. Also this could be plants mechanism of spreading seeds through humans.. another example of symbiotic relationship.Also the shit has been floating a lot, which means a lot of water gets wasted in flushing, and i seriously feel bad, which calls for an urgent upgradation of flushing systems.
Few days back i, R1 and G after a long time were back at sanu ka ground drinking, since i came back from kerala we have been sitting at my home itself since parents are not back yet, and i m missing them a lot. As we drank G was talking about all the past thing that he did with loverias. He said lets do something, R1 was hesitant (he has grow wiser, with 2 police cases pending on him) i said let do something, it would be fun, life has become so predictable. Few loverias were sitting in the open but we decided to check on the hard core one’s in the jhadi. We slowly moved towards the jhadi crouching, but the loverias stopped us and kicked the bike and left, we went deeper into the bushes. We spotted two of them, as soon as they heard our steps, he guy started the bike, as they were going G got hold of the girls boobs and pressed once, as they sped away, we laughed. Then we spotted the next target, they were sitting in the open, we went near them, the guy seemed brave and ignored us.
G said : kya kar raha hai ve chutiye.
The guy: Kyun kya hua?
G : Sale khulle mein bhaitha hai, kahin hotel wagere mein jaa, koi aayega to yeh ladki ki maa chod dega.
The guy: Kya karna hai, Marna hai?. Le maar le..
We left, G said to us, saale aajkal k bacche saale napphat ho gaye hai, koi darr hi nahi hai, we agreed. As we strolled through the ground, ashamed at our incapabilities, we saw the guy and the girl whose boobs G pressed standing at a distance talking on phone, R1 said chal chal, kuch locha hone wala hai, And soon reached a gang of 5 to 6 boys, and surrounded us, we thought we could manage them, they were all young, but more and more people started coming. Few of them knew us already, so the things got solved, but the guy whose girlfriend was molested was still angry, he said dekh loonga and went away, the girl narrated the whole incident and this guy pressed me here, pointing towards her boobs. Things got solved and we went home..
Also i bought a new lcd tv (bought LG because they offer better after sales service, i mean they come to your home if you have any problem, thats why i preferred it) this sunday, actually had planned to take in loan but due to some documentation problem it didnt happen, so had to buy in cash, which makes me more garib now. So basically life is normal, krishna’s liquor bills stand at 6k, might not be able to pay this month as well. completed reading 1000 splendid suns, though women’s story, but is good thou kite runner by the same author was better.
P.S. All the comments added into the earlier system is lost,, thats bad, really bad..