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Owing to readers complaints, esp. the females (their views have more weight here because they are lesser in numbers) i m shifting to the old generic comment system.

Since there has been no shit and sex in last few of my posts some might get the impression of me be going main-stream, but thats not the case. To start with shit, u guys need not worry, i have been shitting normally and hope you are shitting normally aswell, a few of my observations regarding shit is that, i could see tomato skin floating, also some kind of seeds, i doubt if they are tomato or chilly seeds. Also this could be plants mechanism of spreading seeds through humans.. another example of symbiotic relationship.Also the shit has been floating a lot, which means a lot of water gets wasted in flushing, and i seriously feel bad, which calls for an urgent upgradation of flushing systems.
Few days back i, R1 and G after a long time were back at sanu ka ground drinking, since i came back from kerala we have been sitting at my home itself since parents are not back yet, and i m missing them a lot. As we drank G was talking about all the past thing that he did with loverias. He said lets do something, R1 was hesitant (he has grow wiser, with 2 police cases pending on him) i said let do something, it would be fun, life has become so predictable. Few loverias were sitting in the open but we decided to check on the hard core one’s in the jhadi. We slowly moved towards the jhadi crouching, but the loverias stopped us and kicked the bike and left, we went deeper into the bushes. We spotted two of them, as soon as they heard our steps, he guy started the bike, as they were going G got hold of the girls boobs and pressed once, as they sped away, we laughed. Then we spotted the next target, they were sitting in the open, we went near them, the guy seemed brave and ignored us.
G said : kya kar raha hai ve chutiye.
The guy: Kyun kya hua?
G : Sale khulle mein bhaitha hai, kahin hotel wagere mein jaa, koi aayega to yeh ladki ki maa chod dega.
The guy: Kya karna hai, Marna hai?. Le maar le..
We left, G said to us, saale aajkal k bacche saale napphat ho gaye hai, koi darr hi nahi hai, we agreed. As we strolled through the ground, ashamed at our incapabilities, we saw the guy and the girl whose boobs G pressed standing at a distance talking on phone, R1 said chal chal, kuch locha hone wala hai, And soon reached a gang of 5 to 6 boys, and surrounded us, we thought we could manage them, they were all young, but more and more people started coming. Few of them knew us already, so the things got solved, but the guy whose girlfriend was molested was still angry, he said dekh loonga and went away, the girl narrated the whole incident and this guy pressed me here, pointing towards her boobs. Things got solved and we went home..
Also i bought a new lcd tv (bought LG because they offer better after sales service, i mean they come to your home if you have any problem, thats why i preferred it) this sunday, actually had planned to take in loan but due to some documentation problem it didnt happen, so had to buy in cash, which makes me more garib now. So basically life is normal, krishna’s liquor bills stand at 6k, might not be able to pay this month as well. completed reading 1000 splendid suns, though women’s story, but is good thou kite runner by the same author was better.
P.S. All the comments added into the earlier system is lost,, thats bad, really bad..

Written by maya

November 3, 2009 at 11:41 am

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  1. Welcome to the offstream (should I use this word) world! Shit without your writing is meaningless … hehehe!!For the 'jhaadi wala' avatar of your friends, may the ladies forgive and forget faster … since its not known when they will get back and pounce on lochas, so keep safe … P.S: Did not know you cater to 'minorities' … After all those comments gone, wish this version stays.


    November 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm

  2. @idle yeh offstream sounds good… yeh we have been taking precautions, and avoiding sanu ka ground as much as possibleminorities are varieties, and variety in comments is important, its not easier to find such cool girls who can take thinks in a lighter vein..(he he,, maska lagaing)comments are often more resourceful than the post, i do have their copies, may b wud paste them into the main post..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 3, 2009 at 1:29 pm

  3. LOL….Mujhe mere mela ghumne k din yaad aa gye… we used to do the same to girls …it was fun and we used to challenge who can press what of whom :D… and man I was good in it… but now bachkana lagta hai… plus un ladkiyon ko bahut mental trauma se gujarna padta hai…the shame associated with it… so maine chhor diya… btw mere do eve teasing cases bhi they ladki ne molestation ka charge nhi press kiya…nhi toh andar ho jata…but dad's lawyers took the case out flat… :D…so thoda savdhan rahiyo… par mann khush ho gya blog padhhke :D…feel hua ki I m not alone šŸ˜‰

  4. @day dream… oh.. i never do that kind of thing, mein sirf logo ko ungli karta hu..so that i can watch their chutiyagiris, so that there is some excitment in this mundane life..and glad to know about ur experiments in mela..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm

  5. Ungli karta hun means you do what jihadi's and maulana's and shiv sainik's and modi's do, rest they take on their own.. :O

    Tarun Goel

    November 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm

  6. lol@ ungli karna :Plow lying partner in crime is criminal too šŸ˜› that's what I meant by Savdhaan rehna šŸ˜›

  7. @ tarun.. ya thts rite.. there are ideators and there are executioners.. @ lake ya thts a crime too, but its a lesser crime..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 3, 2009 at 3:53 pm

  8. I guess your team has got it in you to get into lochas, and you have better luck getting out of it unscathed. šŸ˜‰ Kabhi kabhi sochtha hoon apni jawani maine barbadd kardi! LOL! šŸ˜€

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    November 3, 2009 at 4:32 pm

  9. @vithaloh i dont think there wud be much lochas, anyway G did it, so he has to worry not us..i always had choice of being with gd guys and bad guys, and i always chose bad guys, because bad guys are fun and u get to learn a thing or two abt life.. thou i m the gd guy types…

    Uncommon Sense

    November 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

  10. first of all thanks 4 changing the comment box ..it irritated me like hell ..as far as the seeds are concerned my guess would go 4 chilli seeds ..tomato seeds are 2 pulpy 2 last that long :Pkite runner sure is great … i know guys like it a lot ..dint read the former …hope 2 catch it sometym !!!!


    November 3, 2009 at 10:28 pm

  11. @ vici, ya tht must be chilli seeds

    Uncommon Sense

    November 4, 2009 at 11:30 am

  12. Whats the deal with G holding on to her breasts "baap ka jagat hai kya"?. Be careful he may hold on to your balls one day if it tickles his fancy..Glad to know you are shitting colorful stuff these days. I heard somewhere that you can find out a persons food habits and health based on his/her stools – if it floats you have been eating too much fat, It it sinks the food is mostly carbs, if it comes out in its orginal form its mostly fiber, if its black you have intestinal bleeding, if its red anal bleeding… may be this can be the topic of your next post šŸ™‚


    November 4, 2009 at 12:43 pm

  13. @uday.. u can treat the breast thing as a lesson, from next time onwards they will find a safer place for their pleasure activities.. worse thing cud happen at that place, i think the shit is floating because its porous and not because of fat, i dont consume much fat, and thanks for sharing the shit analysis.. which makes this blog more shit friendly

    Uncommon Sense

    November 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm

  14. Shame on G. No excuses there. i agree that they shud have been more discreet, but that does not justify what G did. disgusting.


    November 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm

  15. @chhaya i agree

    Uncommon Sense

    November 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm

  16. shit floats if you eat more calcium..bad guys fun?? and i thought they were pathetic cowards..couldn't comment on ur previous post. but now after reading this post, i think its pointless to comment..u said you liked my post..he choose to rinse his mouth. maybe i should do a post, she choose to wash her boobs…

    wise donkey

    November 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm

  17. Maya dont you see the irony in this.. you believe government should stay away from everything including banning drugs so people can make their own choices but here you are asking the couple to stay at home and find safer place to do their activities. Why should it bother anyone if a consensual couple decide to meet at a "public" park and have fun. For all it matters they can hold on to their privates or fuck right there in the park. Since its a public park the couple can do whatever they like to do, if the people like to watch they can watch at a distance.Dont you think so??! šŸ™‚


    November 4, 2009 at 10:48 pm

  18. i agree with chhaya ..came bak 2 write xactly d same


    November 5, 2009 at 1:38 am

  19. @ wise bad guys are fun, but then its depends on level of badness@ uday its not a public park, more over the intention is not to make them find a safer place, finding a safer place is just its byproduct.. @ vici i know its bad, but then these things are common, things happen and ppl forget, i know worse things tht G did, might write about it in future..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 5, 2009 at 11:15 am

  20. This comments thing is a good move. Even I was of the opinion of getting rid of it, but somehow I still felt it was better in terms of convenience so didn't say it. Anyway, after all, using the "own" service is better (and safer) than using a third party service. At least, you won't lose any comments this way. Good luck šŸ™‚

    Darshan Chande

    November 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm

  21. Groping=bad. Just think if the women went crazy someday and went groping our balls, hard. In a bad way. Not a good feeling sir.Shit, well, shit is good as long as you are shitting. When you don't shit, that can be a problem.N


    November 6, 2009 at 3:18 am

  22. Were you (i mean u,G and R1) not taught to respect women? I remember I had this question on morals for 8 marks in social during my 9 th standard and I thought this was a lesson taught to everyone one of us and thats what our parents taught us too right?…But now I know I am wrong.I wish that girl had stopped and slapped G right then and there instead of going away.


    November 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm

  23. overreacting me? I don't know..but felt bad when I read this ……..:-|


    November 12, 2009 at 10:30 pm

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