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Introducing : Ashish Bhai aka Master

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phad bhenchod phad de, gand phad rand story, these are some interesting keywords that people are using to reach this blog, lol, i hope they get what they want…

So yesterday we sat with ashish, this guy was mentioned in the post “sanu ka ground” he is the one who from his terrace watches couples (yeh they come in after noon too). Ashish doesnt drink daily, and when ever he drinks around once a week, he seeks our company, most of the time we make some bahanas but some times we give in for a change. Btw i always like new people while drinking, i like to listen to the stories.
We decided to sit at krishna’s house, so that we can watch cricket match while drinking (i dont like cricket, thou i have watched many times while drinking. its a lousy game, i cant keep my mind fixated to it, the game is so boring that my mind wavers). Krishna doesnt drink, so we sat drinking and watching the game, i guess yesterday’s game was thoda good and india lost, thats good, i cud look at annoyed faces. The drink was sponsored by ashish, after that food too. Every time ashish drinks, he pays for the food even if he doesnt have money, he pays on udhari. I like this guy, he is not kanjoos, i simply hate kanjoos people.
Ashish is some 45 years old, he is a fire contractor (the one that sells those fire extinguisher bottles) not sure how much he earns, his wife a teacher (a dangerous women, as far as the story goes), has a daughter (she is a hot maal, the padaku types). he is a marathi and proud of it, generally marathi’s are not good ppl but this guy proves to be an exception and he owes me money.
He is called master because he used to take tuitions, the problem with this guy is that he has forgotten that he has grown old, he likes to be in company of younger guys like us, he gets tight and does chutiyagiri like he is in some college, thou he is a thin, small man, but every time he drinks, he becomes a dada, and wants a fight with everyone, and its we who have to take care of him. Thats what i like about this guy, he is a special character who grew older only by body, but by mind he is in his 20s, also he is a loser, and i like losers they have this aura which attracts me, a bit of sadness behind their eyes, a bit of jealousy, a bit of realisation that they have lost. Losers are sexy.
Since he falls out of place among us, people dont treat him well, R2 gives a lot of gaalis and calls him takla, i feel bad about him some time, people dont take him seriously and treat him badly. But he is a good guy, who doesnt want to grow old, he is an exception a hero. You will never see him among the people of his age, he is always talking to, and roaming around with younger people. One of my chacha is also like this, unable to grow above his age, always talking, thinking about sex. I m also kind of like this people, mentally i grew fast, but still i roam with this people who are mentally younger than me, i also write the blog in such a manner as if i m quite young, i can write without all the childish shit and sex, i can write like mature people, discussing things that matter, about philosophy or current affairs in a good, normal way, but then thats common. Like them i too chose to be different, in a different way.
Now there is a bonus for the readers, 2 small ashish stories, yeh sex stories, which i guess u will like it.
He has an affair with one of our friend J’s sister, the story starts when he was taking tuition of that girl, he was around 25 years then, she was in 7th or 8th. One day when he was teaching, she took his hand and kept on her breast, and from there there was no looking back and still they are having the affair. J also knows about it, and he hates him.
He had this friend who introduced him to this couple, now this man is rich but he has erection problem, so to satisfy his wife’s need, he calls ashish,  Ashish and the man’s wife have sex in the back of the car, while the man drives, he goes there every week.
Now these stories were told in detail, but i had kept it brief, these stories tells something about the social fabric and relationships.
P.S. R2 is back after ladki dekhing, havent met him yet, will update the stories once i meet him.

Written by maya

November 6, 2009 at 11:04 am

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  1. Writing on a person who drinks less, watching a sport you don't like … and that too inside a person's house who doesn't drink! Exciting, I must admit.Guess losers have great mental strength to live life. Living among young people, the energy to live comes free! and in case they are addicted to young blood for childlike innocence (including curiosity abt sex), it's more fun!!But the last two pieces … LOL! bless the male passion for the only two female body parts that are covered. Don't know why, but man loves exposure. But he's unmoved about tens of female body parts that are always exposed.He just needs to feel for the ones that are left unexposed. What an irony!!! 🙂


    November 6, 2009 at 12:35 pm

  2. Ashish sounds good..but the stories better ..left me striving for more… 😀 ..mail me the detailed one…lol


    November 6, 2009 at 1:56 pm

  3. the stories should have been more detailed !!!:)


    November 7, 2009 at 1:47 am

  4. I think it's better to leave Ashish alone, no need to stir the pot,Our society is really strange I mean obviously some one's always doing it…look at the population.It's a shame its a taboo, more freedom means less evil, ofcourse this does not apply to everything.That husband is brave man, he loves his wife and understands her needs, although he could satisfy her in many different ways but then it's about personal choices.


    November 8, 2009 at 12:31 am

  5. Nice write up BTW


    November 8, 2009 at 12:32 am

  6. You were drunk while writing this ! Ashish is to watch out for. By the way, why do you want to offend Marathi souls?


    November 9, 2009 at 6:57 am

  7. Okay… so he was 25 and she was like 12-13. man.. this is sick. pardon my oh-so-old-fashined take.. but it doesnt sound good to me.btw.. i m missing ur posts about urself. i guess i prefered them over the sagas of perverts.


    November 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm

  8. @idle yeh loosers have great mental strength.. @ vici, lake… if i write in more details, some people will start thinking tht i m using erotic materials on purpose…@ cahxor.. how can the husband satisfy in many differnt ways@ purple.. there is no reason for them to be offended, i m just a lousy looser, what weightage does my words carry? pretty much nothing..@ chhaya there is nothing sick about it, if u call this sick, then everything related to sex shud fall in tht category..perverts are nice subject, everyone likes to read about them..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm

  9. @maya – she was a kid. that is what makes it sick. 13-14 year old girls or boys dont know whats happening to them. and i beg ur pardon but i dont like to read about perverts. sex is not bad as long as both know whats happening and there is full consesnt. a 13-14 year old kid doesnt understand the implications. i will wait for u to finish this long list of stories about men pressing girls boobs without their consent and 25 year old men letting a child seduce them (this is how the perverts love to look at it. _She seduced me. she was no kid.. etc etc_


    November 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm

  10. pardon my typos. its just that i dun see the fun part in balant child abuse.its a very sensitive topic. i m bit shaken up after reading this and dissapointed @ ur not underatnding my last comment. i clearly mentioned the age thing. still u went on thinking that i m saying that sex is bad.. in all forms. i never say that, did i?a 35 years old guy sleeping with a 25 year old woman is ok.. but a 25 year old man doing a 15 year old kid is sinister. i can not see anything enjoyable in such stories. i miss the innocence of ur shitty posts 🙂


    November 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm

  11. I do not blame the girl for what she had given in to. When teenagers first learn about sexual intercourse they are quite excited and interested to "do it". The tragedy of the matter is that in India, sex is portrayed as something sinister and at the same time yields pleasures without bounds. But teenagers are precisely after sinister things, isn't it? (Let me tell that this is not a generalization). Then come alone perverts like Ashish who exactly know how to harness this "desire", this "urge". I can only pray that the girl, who is most definitely a woman now, will be strong enough to handle it when she realizes the gravity of this deed.Second, impotent husband is a major worry in India. Here, women once married have a tough time getting out of that relationship clean. They are too scared to declare their husbands to be impotent. Some man-made cultural rules does not allow them. Again, perverts like Ashish are up to the "rescue". I am not ready to believe that the sex he had with his friend's wife was consensual.You say that this story talks about social fabric and relationships? I would say this speaks volumes about the moral fibre of people like Ashish.

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    November 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm

  12. @chhaya why are only men perverts? why dont we come across women perverts? because when its a matter of sex the blame is always on men..thou i may seem to support male gender, but what i m saying is absolute truth.. since the story is in brief i didnt go in detail, they didnt actually had intercourse, which they started doing only after she reached some 9th or 10th standard.. u r saying the girl is innocent, what a joke, the girl initiated it, and it really doesnt make any difference what age is as long as it was with consent…15 years is not that young,

    Uncommon Sense

    November 9, 2009 at 6:11 pm

  13. @vitthal.. i wont consider ashish to be a pervert, what he did was absolutely normal. as i said they still have relationship, so no need to worry about emotional turmoil of the girl, that day i guess would be in the list of her best days of life… women are not as emotionally weak as we make them sound, they are fucking strong on the other than i would say men are weaker…

    Uncommon Sense

    November 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm

  14. She might have initiated it but owing to age and the relationship he had with that girl he should have used better judgement.The law is the same if a man or a woman has sex with a underage child. More number of male abuse cases are reported but once it lands in court the judgement is the same..


    November 9, 2009 at 11:22 pm

  15. Indians are hypocrite when it comes to sex. People do a lot of things from sodomy to being a paedophile. So as long as it is "convenient" it is fine, like forcing a 8 year old girl to marry a 50 year old douche bag.I agree with V Prabhu, teenagers can be conned into this as they are emotionally driven, and choose to do things that are EXITING and dangerous.I am not saying teenagers are dumb but their lack of experience makes them vulnerable to sex predators. Coz the predators know exactly where to hit the hammer.But on the other hand things can't be generalized either. Some situations are too complex to just come to a decision. Most of the life is in greys, no black and whites.@uncommon sense I don't know much but I can tell that women don't completely rely on sex alone for being satisfied. Women are way complex than we think. As far as my experience goes I think most women who actually frankly tell the truth like combination of physical and emotional love. It is about making your other half feel special that she makes a difference in your life. What I say is worth nothing about all these ,but the most important thing I have learnt is to ask my to-be-wife what she wants not what I want to give her. I live to make this person happy coz it makes me happy.


    November 9, 2009 at 11:57 pm

  16. @Uday the girl was happy with her decision, and still is, i guess nothing else matters, its just a plain story, and it happens all the time.. there is no need to make it into a moral issue.. i would alwys consider both of their decisions perfectly normal@ cahxor nothing can be generalised nor can women, things can be understood either in all its complexity or in all its simplicity,,

    Uncommon Sense

    November 10, 2009 at 10:55 am

  17. loved all this discussion on the post…this society is full of perverts and sluts…and that goes for both women and men….


    November 11, 2009 at 12:06 am

  18. Oye..sounds just like the harami property dealer uncle in his mid 30s who used to insist on playing in our gali cricket when we were still on the better side of 20.


    November 14, 2009 at 12:27 am

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