phad bhenchod phad de, gand phad rand story, these are some interesting keywords that people are using to reach this blog, lol, i hope they get what they want…
So yesterday we sat with ashish, this guy was mentioned in the post “sanu ka ground” he is the one who from his terrace watches couples (yeh they come in after noon too). Ashish doesnt drink daily, and when ever he drinks around once a week, he seeks our company, most of the time we make some bahanas but some times we give in for a change. Btw i always like new people while drinking, i like to listen to the stories.
We decided to sit at krishna’s house, so that we can watch cricket match while drinking (i dont like cricket, thou i have watched many times while drinking. its a lousy game, i cant keep my mind fixated to it, the game is so boring that my mind wavers). Krishna doesnt drink, so we sat drinking and watching the game, i guess yesterday’s game was thoda good and india lost, thats good, i cud look at annoyed faces. The drink was sponsored by ashish, after that food too. Every time ashish drinks, he pays for the food even if he doesnt have money, he pays on udhari. I like this guy, he is not kanjoos, i simply hate kanjoos people.
Ashish is some 45 years old, he is a fire contractor (the one that sells those fire extinguisher bottles) not sure how much he earns, his wife a teacher (a dangerous women, as far as the story goes), has a daughter (she is a hot maal, the padaku types). he is a marathi and proud of it, generally marathi’s are not good ppl but this guy proves to be an exception and he owes me money.
He is called master because he used to take tuitions, the problem with this guy is that he has forgotten that he has grown old, he likes to be in company of younger guys like us, he gets tight and does chutiyagiri like he is in some college, thou he is a thin, small man, but every time he drinks, he becomes a dada, and wants a fight with everyone, and its we who have to take care of him. Thats what i like about this guy, he is a special character who grew older only by body, but by mind he is in his 20s, also he is a loser, and i like losers they have this aura which attracts me, a bit of sadness behind their eyes, a bit of jealousy, a bit of realisation that they have lost. Losers are sexy.
Since he falls out of place among us, people dont treat him well, R2 gives a lot of gaalis and calls him takla, i feel bad about him some time, people dont take him seriously and treat him badly. But he is a good guy, who doesnt want to grow old, he is an exception a hero. You will never see him among the people of his age, he is always talking to, and roaming around with younger people. One of my chacha is also like this, unable to grow above his age, always talking, thinking about sex. I m also kind of like this people, mentally i grew fast, but still i roam with this people who are mentally younger than me, i also write the blog in such a manner as if i m quite young, i can write without all the childish shit and sex, i can write like mature people, discussing things that matter, about philosophy or current affairs in a good, normal way, but then thats common. Like them i too chose to be different, in a different way.
Now there is a bonus for the readers, 2 small ashish stories, yeh sex stories, which i guess u will like it.
He has an affair with one of our friend J’s sister, the story starts when he was taking tuition of that girl, he was around 25 years then, she was in 7th or 8th. One day when he was teaching, she took his hand and kept on her breast, and from there there was no looking back and still they are having the affair. J also knows about it, and he hates him.
He had this friend who introduced him to this couple, now this man is rich but he has erection problem, so to satisfy his wife’s need, he calls ashish, Ashish and the man’s wife have sex in the back of the car, while the man drives, he goes there every week.
Now these stories were told in detail, but i had kept it brief, these stories tells something about the social fabric and relationships.
P.S. R2 is back after ladki dekhing, havent met him yet, will update the stories once i meet him.