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I had this topic in mind for a long time and since last few posts had all been about my personal life of which you might have become bored by now, its time we talk some uncommon sense stuff. So i decided about this topic and looked for usb cable of my cell so that i can upload a pic of a poster at some relative’s house of which i took a picture when i was in kerala. But i think i lost the cable, so i turned to google god and got the pic and its the only one, thou that poster was a bit different but the content is the same.. In this picture you can see lord krishna sucking cows boob and the cow cleaning krishna’s ass. Also you can see krishna fending away the calf which is trying to drink milk. Most of you would say that i m going into extreme explaining a simple poster, and cow is licking krishna out of affection, and it cud have not been painted in any other way if they had to show the cow licking krishna, and may be you will also add that cows dont eat shit.
I also earlier thought cows dont eat shit, and its only after my father told that cows do eat shit i began to believe it. I mean human shit along with its own shit, btw all animals tend to eat their own shit. If all animals eat shit then why dont humans eat shit, we will leave that shit for future post. My father used to herd cows in village in his school days, and he tells that cows are too eager to eat human shit.
And the most important thing in the picture which people would fail to notice is – injustice and human greed, thou the artist must not have intended but it shows that how the human, here krishna is exploiting another species- the cow by sucking milk out of that species and wrongfully denying it to the calf. Krishna can suck his mother’s boobs but not other species milk which is injustice of the highest order.
above paragraphs were intentional to hurt religious sentiments, so we replace krishna with humans now. And some how this picture shows how humans have been exploiting animals for their selfish gains. They deny milk to the calf and fill their own stomach. And the very idea of drinking milk of another species  is gross, and its plain stupid. Take the scenario if some aliens land on earth who are found of human milk and they come and suck out milk from our mothers, sisters or wives. lol.. Thou the sight would be awesome, but still its not right. man what an idea.. how cool it would be to have a porn movie of aliens and humans.. cool eh..
First of all humans dont have the required capacity to digest milk of other species, humans can digest only their mothers milk properly and only upto a particular age, then that capacity also gets diminished. I wonder if R2’s bladder problems have anything to do with his drinking human milk.. hmm..I m also of strong opinion that milk is the cause of most of the diseases that we are suffering from these days. I have strong doubt about it being the cause of diabetes. More people have access to milk these days than earlier days. Also the milk that we have is full of all chemicals, the fodder given to cows mostly have traces of pesticides and fertilizers which gets passed on to milk. We need to compare health conditions of people who have never taken milk products to those who take it, but i wonder where cud we find such people, i m sure there would be some rocking breakthru if its done.
And let me tell the vegeterian guys that milk is not vegeterian and its worse than eating meat. When one eats meat the animal is killed instantly but when we milk; the cows have to go thru this torture daily, and dont think that cows enjoy when humans pull their nipples, and no they dont get aroused by that you pervert, r u trying to be krishna here, want the gopis and cows too. Milking animals is worse than slaughtering. In india we still dont have modern farms like those in developed countries which is better, here cows still have better life. In modern farms theycows stand all the time from birth to death in the same place, with no place for moving, it even cant turn, i mean this is simply un-acceptable. This unethical treatment is the most unjust and every person who consumes milk product is the cause of this.
You may question if milk is cause of diseases then why the government allows its sale. There are many reasons for that, first the milk economy is so big that if it crashes whole of world economies will collapse. Government and the dairy industry doesnt fund researches or scientists who are against milk, so we have lesser reports against milk. The farmers are poor people and the government doesnt want to deny them of this means of income, if it happens the whole country will collapse with thousand of jobless people on street. So basically the milk is as crappier as carbonated drinks filled with chemicals, and useless undigestable stuff, and i see a day in the future when we can have a milk-free world. We have to stop treating other species like that, we cant jail them in factories for milking them. And the most important thing is after all milk doesnt taste that good.
SO IF THE GAI IS REALLY YOUR MATA, LEAVE HER BOOBS ALONE AND STOP BEING A MADARCHOD.
Disclosure: I do consume milk products (thou rarely, i prefer black tea) and meat. If i m stupid enuf to consume tobacco then i dont mind being stupid to consume milk, but its not right.
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Written by maya

November 29, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Posted in humor, uncommon

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  1. The thing about us humans is that we are hypocrites. your post is absolutely plain truth.A cow's life is decreased by 5 years because they are force fully inseminated to produce milk.They are giving Oxytocin to increase the milk yield, which is illegal in India, but they still do it.Good post.

    санжог

    November 29, 2009 at 8:09 pm

  2. finally a true uncommon sense post …the research of the pic was accurate and quite perfect 😛 the artist who drew it , had intentionally given this touch . i am sure he dint have any innocent intentions in mind .. no artist can have that 😛 you bring out issues that no1 else seems to notice …how true ..on one hand one worships cow as mother and on the other hand "molests " it .. i wonder why PETA only has to visit bollywood sets .. i visited vaishno devi and you wont believe how badly the horses are traeted there ..just because its a famous temple , no PETA people become visible .

    vicious

    November 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm

  3. @cax thanks for liking, @vici looking at the quality of the art work i doubt if the artist had any other intentions than what he had portrayed…thou i love animals but i never peta or say green peace or such groups, because they are worse than what they are protesting against..they have fucking probs with dog being used in the hutch ad, but none of those bastereds will help a street dog, or feed them once.. they are all bunch of fuckers…

    Uncommon Sense

    November 29, 2009 at 8:50 pm

  4. Do u drink milk?

    Tarun Goel

    November 29, 2009 at 10:17 pm

  5. This post made me think and laugh at the same time. You have pretty uncommon themes brought up here. Interesting, really.I once saw cows being transported in a lorry here, and for some reason I started waving at them because a few were looking my way (I was in the car..) They had the most innocent brown eyes that stared right through you.. Ok, now I sound insane. But the sight of the cows uplifts my mood, they're cute! I didn't know that cows go through such torture just for us humans to have some of the milk.Is it okay to feed your kitten cow's milk? Just wondering.

    Written

    November 30, 2009 at 12:25 am

  6. awesome man

    nihalsharma

    November 30, 2009 at 1:26 am

  7. very interesting…..exactly we are all hypocrytes….all we care about is our convinience…we bend all the laws and religious teachings to suit our own agenda….i have always believed hindu mythology is the most perverted story ever written….

    Oxymoron

    November 30, 2009 at 1:50 am

  8. Thanks to this web which makes us reach not merely to the resources but to the innovative and random thoughts as well ..wat u said above is really commendable ..i appreciate ur feelings ..but u might b aware of this fact dat , every dawn of human civilization bears the evidence to the fact that ..GAI HAMARI MATA HAI ..i dnt strife to ur arguments put therein , but have something to stress upon ..u being unfair to the definition of mother ..who is there with us in every adversity befallen ..she takes the pain before the birth of her child ..differing from 9 months to 3 weaks atleast ..in th male domonant society who care for the

    world of love

    November 30, 2009 at 1:53 am

  9. Like Arnold said "when you are a kid you drink milk, when you grow up you drink beer" :), may be thats what we should do.All animals exploit other animals and all humans are hypocrites – including vegetarians, vegans, carnivores, omnivores and cannibals..EXCEPT Lord Krishna he is atleast offering the cow something in return.. gives a new meaning to 69!

    Uday

    November 30, 2009 at 10:32 am

  10. @ Tarun.. yeh thts wht i wrote in disclosure, i dont exactly drink milk, but do consume milk products sometimes like curd or cheese..@ written.. thnx for liking, u dont sound insane, u r making complete sense, yeh some cows are cute, and all calves are super cute and innocent… i think its ok to feed milk to kittens or dogs@ nihal.. thnx for liking@ oxymoron.. exactly thts y i hate humans, i like the hugeness and the variety in hindu mythology, perversion is gd in mythology..@ world of love.. i m not being unfair to anyone,, the posts on this blog has not be taken seriously but in a light manner with open mind..@Uday yes thts wht the right thing to do.. animals dont exploit other animals, only humans exploit other animals.. lol.. yeh krishna 69 innovations of hinduism

    Uncommon Sense

    November 30, 2009 at 10:49 am

  11. So what's the exact message u want to convey?U also drink, other's also drink, u don't want any change [u r jus against everything, which u do not do and do also] and nowhere in ur post i could find any solution to this proble, if it is one, isn't it jus like those 'mainstream' blogs who do not accept ur comments and crib about the problem always.n may be u love animals more than humans, coz i have noticed when it comes to humans ur uncommon- common sense takes a break [molestation, girls [they r indeed human, equal humans, mind it]

    Tarun Goel

    November 30, 2009 at 11:23 am

  12. I loved it! Awesome!! I have always, always been against tyranny of human beings on other innocent creatures. When I was watching the movie War of the Worlds this thought crossed my mind that how we humans would be agitated when some aliens come and tyrannize upon us… but we don't see that we are now doing exactly the same upon many creatures which in that movie aliens do upon us. I understand that there are many things which are become indispensable for us humans… we just can't stop doing them… But the sad part is that we don't even believe that it's wrong.I respect your writing all the more after reading this post. Bravo! for this: SO IF THE GAI IS REALLY YOUR MATA, LEAVE HER BOOBS ALONE AND STOP BEING A MADARCHOD.

    Darshan Chande

    November 30, 2009 at 11:40 am

  13. Loved the interpretation. Btw, the butt is the softest spot for a male, and the cow may have loved to feel it. A butt can't always be laden with shit, can it? :)Milk is definitely causing problems these days. However, I'm not sure what would happen in case humans stop consuming it. Don't you think they would accumulate in the cow glands and create discomfort? :DAs for PETA and Greenpeace, I wish they get sane sooner.

    IdleMind

    November 30, 2009 at 12:48 pm

  14. @tarun the message is drinking milk is not good, its not right when the mother says beta doodh piyo. The beta and mother shud know before they gulp the glass of exploitation.. every time one drinks or consumes milk product it should generate a feeling of guilt… thts the point.. i certainly feel guilty when i consume milk product, but i m aware of it and so shud others…i dont care for humans as much for animals, humans are so fucking over-rated, touching someone's boobs is a non-issue and in this world full of problmes i dont think its worth even giving a second of thought…Darshan.. exactly i had the same feeling when i watched that movies, and anyone with a pint of thinking power should realise that how evil we have been towards other species and the planet..yes thats the reason for this post, most of the time we dont know we are doing wrong and i wanted to show that what haramis we humans are..@idle.. as krishna is a kid i think most probably he must have shitted as he must have been sucking the cow for hours, u can see the calf is how thin and pale.. u know how gods are, they suck a lot..thats what their calves are for sucking out the milk..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm

  15. You feel guilty and you feel bad and then what is next?You mean to say that every being must feel guilty of every single act he performs and then start doing it again and then again feel guilty and then keep doing it againTouching someone's boob is not an issue, right. I am talking about a sense of responsibility towards yourself, not others. When one is not responsible for his actions, how can he preach something or try to draw a line between wrong and right. Free Will doesn't exist according to you then, why crib about something which is not in the control of a man. Close your eyes and keep walking.You hate humans and you accept yourself as a human who has a feeling of guilt and regret every time your breathe in. Man once u commented on my post related to dogs and asked me not to delete it, I thought over it and LEARNED from it. Same goes true for you.Rest is Free Will.

    Tarun Goel

    November 30, 2009 at 1:59 pm

  16. @tarun if one feels guilty again and again, he would eventually stop doing it, as for me i had stopped having milk wala tea, and consume dairy products in certain cases like, when a biriyani is made curd is add to that, i wont act as a asshole saying that i dont want it because it has curd.. the main point is knowing what one does is wrong..(though right and wrong are subjective matter)but if one things its wrong then its wrong, there are no specific rules to classify thatI am not preaching or teaching anyone, what i m saying here are my thoughts u can either accept it or contradict it, its your choice, i m not forcing anyone..freewill doesnt exist, either u will keep drinking milk because your parents made u drink first or u might take my post seriously and stop drinking.. if u stop drinking it will be not by free will but because of the cause i.e. my post.. so there is no free will..just a cause and its effect..yes i do hate humans, i regret my existence in first place..i didnt understand the reponsibility thing, what should i be responsible for. yet again there is no free will, i will keep doing what i have been doing, since i m bound by my nature

    Uncommon Sense

    November 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm

  17. Regret, remorse and hate, that's what you think your life is. Well if it so the I can't put my thoughts here anymore, I used to love ur posts but now take it from me, ur blog comments are increasing and u r yourself converting ur blog into those mainstream blogs, or may be I don't catch your frequencyFree Will!

    Tarun Goel

    November 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm

  18. @tarun I think ur perception of me was of an emotionless man. And since i showed "care" for animals which more mainstreamers do, ur perception is going wrong.. not my postsemotionlessness was never a criteria, all posts till now and in future too will adhere to only 3 criterias originality, uncommoness and rebelness. number of comments never matter, i have been writing what i write when there was not a single soul to read let alone to comment.., its only the genuinity of the comments that matters..i say so because i know that u were among the first commenters at this blog to approve and appreciate it when the "mainstream bloggers" refused to comment owing to the vulgar nature of writing..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm

  19. @ Uncommon Sense – naah, don't quite get it. You seem a bit biased towards shit, that's all. Also, I'm not anti-God, rather I'm a bit of a non-believer, so … guess we should agree to disagree.

    IdleMind

    November 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm

  20. @idle.. he he i m not anti god either,, i just write such stuff to annoy some ardent beliver..it gives me great pleasure to know that i have annoyed someone… and if i get a hatred wala comment.. then i m the happiest..

    Uncommon Sense

    November 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm

  21. @ Uncommon Sense – well, then … keep people annoyed. 😉

    IdleMind

    November 30, 2009 at 8:49 pm

  22. A nice analysis of Milk! A rare read! The topics you choose are always rare and exceptional anyways! 🙂

    neeraj

    November 30, 2009 at 10:01 pm

  23. Haha… you always choose uncommon topics…maza aata hai padhne mein…As for the guilt, you are so full of shit yaar!! I mean even plants have life and feel sensation when we tear some part of it(shown courtesy Jagdish Chandra Bose) but that doesn't mean we can't eat plants.We should always remember that we are the most superior species on planet earth and such trivial things like guilt shouldn't be on our minds while exploiting other animals as long as it doesn't cross the line and create some sort of ecological imbalance and comes back to bite our ass.As for aliens coming and exploiting us, us din ki us din sochenge…un aliens ki bhi maa chodi jayegi…. muhahaha…

    abhishek

    December 1, 2009 at 12:32 am

  24. @ neeraj thanks for liking@ abhi thanks for liking, for guilt there are many level of guiltness, so its not that i become udaas after drinking milk, but just owing to awareness and my love for animals i feel its wrong.

    Uncommon Sense

    December 1, 2009 at 11:16 am

  25. bhai …what was that ???SO IF THE GAI IS REALLY YOUR MATA, LEAVE HER BOOBS ALONE AND STOP BEING A MADARCHOD.i can't stop laughing reading this….though ur post is actually sending a nice message.. but there is nature's law….stronger creature always exploites the weaker and that's what proves every one of us superior beings… and I really don't have any problem eating chicken and milk…coz it is better than eating ghaas and fruits…even when i am committing crime against whole nature….tum bhi piyo and aish karo….

    ♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥

    December 1, 2009 at 2:04 pm

  26. @day dream denying the natural habitat of a creature is not right, there is nothing wrong in eating meat and killing animal. but caging them in small area, without allowing them to even move is expolitation…

    Uncommon Sense

    December 1, 2009 at 3:49 pm

  27. I went through the arguments (or debate) you are running with one of the commenter here… You know what, this world really sucks. I am totally in the same boat with you when it comes to looking at human beings. I do, from the bottom of my heart regret being a human. I think humankind is the disease on this planet. And I am content that at least I understand the truth and accept it. It brings guilt in me, yes, in every breadth I take it's full of guilt. This guilt fills me with humbleness, because it makes me realize how worthless I am on the face of this planet. This humbleness is necessary for it evidences purification of heart. This whole process I call worship. I understand the creation and what's my position in it and then "try" to act best as I can with my human circumstances and nature. In this way you can never act wrongly. And what else is the purpose of worship? So, I completely understand your point in feeling guilt.But I as I had expected, the point came out… People expect extremes… Either you should live on the point "A" or you should live on the point "Z". This is their lame way to contradict philosophers (I mean, people who can think and see truth). Either stop drinking milk completely.. or you have no right to say it is wrong. What the hell…! There's a whole pattern of behaviors between extremes… This is like saying either live in Himalayas as a monk or don't say murder (crime) is bad…!!!These people are utterly incapable of understanding things beyond their welfare. I would call them morons.You can delete this comment if you don't like this comment of mine.. But this is what I feel. I hate morons. And sadly, humanity is a bunch of morons, nothing else.

    Darshan Chande

    December 1, 2009 at 5:11 pm

  28. Darshan.. Absolutely, i have been anyways finding it hard to explain in words about the extremeness but u explained it very well..ppl fail to understand that there are various levels in which one considers things right or wrong. i have always written in such a way that the reader shouldnt feel as if i m preaching them or asking them to do something, what i m trying to do is just making them aware of an alternative thought… something that they can ponder over..

    Uncommon Sense

    December 1, 2009 at 7:15 pm

  29. What you told about digestion of milk …it's perfect if anybody is having cough then Doctors advised not to take milk and if some patients is having some digestion problem then better not to take milk…i don't know whether it's true or not …

    swapnanjali

    December 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm

  30. ok, so youre MAHA original in your pick of topics, i will just have to give that to you and then you can evoke a debate at the drop of er…hat.. and between shaking my head and being amused i do myself reading your post to the very end.@idlemind- now you may have just inspired him about a new subject…discomfort of the glands!ciao!

    Tongue Trip

    December 3, 2009 at 1:20 am

  31. Even I heard that Cows Milk has not much nutritious value for humans….In India not all the people have basic comforts, no wonder cows dont get what they deserve-the basic right to life.Anyways I like milk chocolates and milk powder 🙂

    Yemiledu

    December 4, 2009 at 1:58 am

  32. lol. I'm not gonna get in2 the 'serious' part of the discussion, but that tot cracked me up! Thanx 4 the laughz 😉

    quirkfit

    December 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

  33. Truth and nothing but plain truth. I would call the painting a masterpiece and only a good eye like yours could have seen the right interpretation, but for others this was a derogatory remark to defame the legend of Lord Krishna. Well, about the ill effects of consuming animal milk I cannot talk about it. But you have raised serious concerns. I need to check it out.

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    December 6, 2009 at 3:24 am

  34. Woohoo! That's a totally different take on things. I dunno if I liked it or hated it — but man, it did make a lot of sense.

    Dhanya

    December 7, 2009 at 1:02 am

  35. the cow is treating Krishna just the way it would treat its calf. ever seen a cow licking the calf while it drinks milk? btw, indian public fights so many germs that we are immune of most of them. i wudnt worry abt germs in milk as long as its not the synthetic milk. btw – i hate milk. it stinks!! Eeeuuuu..

    Chhaya

    December 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm

  36. One of the yakky blog I ever visited!!! Man you are sick.You need a treatment badly!!!

    Sri

    December 8, 2009 at 4:24 pm

  37. Btw,Iam not a religious person too..but I can understand from the painting it shows the naughty plays of Lord Krishna.It shows the playfulness, there shud be also some pictures like Krishna stealing butter..are you going to post about stealing others food?!!Non sense..you are out of your mind, my boy.Please start thinking or learn from others.

    Sri

    December 8, 2009 at 4:26 pm

  38. leave alone milk dere r many things tht v humans r exploiting…so if v follow ur advice den we have to stop eating…if u don't luv urself den u can't be expected to luv ur friends n family…first u take the initiative and stop having milk, milk products, plants (vegetables), non-veg den i will think of doing it…u r sick man

    Nishit

    October 18, 2010 at 2:02 am

  39. When I saw the picture, it brought a smile on my lips. It reminded me of the love and care which is shared between a mother and a kid.When I read the article, I was filled with disgust. You are actually sick to find anything pervert in this simple picture, portraying the bond. I just have a simple question- when you were a baby, did your mother breastfeed you? Because according to your logic, you would have been a complete pervert to do so.

    Shi

    February 22, 2011 at 6:14 pm

  40. @shi.. i generally dont reply to comments on my older posts but since i m not in a bad mood i will reply..You see a boy sucking on cows boob and that reminds you of love between mother and kid..In such a case, did ur mother ever breast fed a dog or any other mamal? If not then why are you seeing a relationship of love when what you should be seeing is exploitation or pure perversion..By your logic, its ok for a human to breast feed any animal?i simply dont understand what you are saying…how can i be a pervert to drink my mothers milk?

    Uncommon Sense

    February 22, 2011 at 7:14 pm

  41. the reason i read your blog is that it annoys me!!!!predictably unpredictable…different just for the sake of being different… pseudo intellectual is how i'd describe it!the above paragraph was intended to offend!

    Ananya

    May 5, 2011 at 12:46 pm

  42. @ananya glad to know that it annoys u, makes me happy..thanks for trying to offend, btw u look cute.

    Maya

    May 5, 2011 at 1:15 pm

  43. bout this pic.. the 1st time i saw it is exactly in a worship house temple somewhere in Agra, India.. they worship that small place being the actual house of krishna before according to them.

    but in real life… most be asking the first time they encounter this image…. why a diety’s image is showing this kind of act… agreed, most non-hindus will not understand this thats why this article surfaced.

    i can assume that this is also not the 1st time somebody asked bout this image. i myself witness it in an actual worship place…

    hokage

    December 17, 2016 at 2:45 pm


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