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It has been now around 10 days since my last post, initially i was not feeling like writing then later i cut my finger, and i cant type with one finger un-used.

Now let me tell you how lucky i was to cut my finger. a few days back i just had a look at my nails and they had grown too long and i decided to cut them, after searching for a while i gave up hope of finding a nail cutter, finally i chanced upon an used blade. I sat cutting nail, suddenly i felt like taking a pee so i stood up and kept the blade on my bed, on the pillow which was near to the toilet, as i was sure that by the time i take pee i will forget about the nails, so i kept purposefully on the pillow so that it will be visible and i cud resume my cutting work. As i had predicted i forgot the blade on the pillow, and got on with some other activities.
After drinking and all i retired to the bed, unaware that the blade is still on the pillow. Suddenly in the middle of the night, i felt striking pain in my middle finger, Bhenchod! i exclaimed, and in a flash of a second i remembered that i had left the blade on the pillow. the second expression was “what a lucky bastard i m”. I mean i cud have cut my throat or my eye. I clutched my fingers tight and i cud see blood dripping through my fingers, i got hold of an handkerchief, tried to tie it and stop the blood, the whole kerchief went red and i was not able to tie it. Knocked on cousins door and he later tied it with some cloth. the cut was fucking deep, as he was tying i felt like chakkar, so had a nice sleep after the chakkar. Have you noticed that after chakkar one feels so relaxed and cud go into sleep in seconds.
Now just image what if i had slit my throat and died there itself. the police and all would have caught my cousin on charges of murder. It would certainly be impossible to believe that i cud have cut myself by accident in sleep.
We havent been cleaning the house for a week and the house is full of kachra, filled with food packets, soda and liquor bottles, match sticks, cigerrate buts, cigerrate boxes, paper, magazines and every thing on the floor.  Yesterday T came to my house got shocked by seeing all the kachra. As he smoked he asked where is the ash tray. I said the whole house is an ash tray. Drinking and gambling was all that happened here, all the un-employed fuckers had a gala of time. Yesterdays gamble was “who will clean the house”. So yesterday B lost and he has to clean the house today. Parents are finally reaching tomorrow.

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Written by maya

December 14, 2009 at 10:46 am

Posted in personal diary

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  1. i have a similar problem of forgetfulness….once i get interrupted while doing something i often completely forget about it and have to face the consequences later…..but they have never been as dangerous as yours….someone slitting their own throat accidentally seems highly implausible…..i guess both you and your cousin are indeed lucky bastards…. 🙂

    Oxymoron

    December 14, 2009 at 3:06 pm

  2. sahi mein gajab carelessness hai… though mera bed dekhega toh sue kahega yeh toh pakka marne k liye sota hai…kya nhi hai chaku ..chamach..laptop cigarette…ashtray ..mobile ..maachis..hard disks mera table lamp 😛 all in 6×3 single bed 😀

  3. awww!!! you should be careful with sharp objects including c#

    Sorcerer

    December 14, 2009 at 10:03 pm

  4. Haha.. Sorry, but I couldn't help laughing at your "exclamation" upon the blade cutting your middle finger… You write of a day to day affairs but there's something in your writing style that's gripping… a mixture of good humor and intellect. COol!

    Darshan Chande

    December 14, 2009 at 10:14 pm

  5. so basically when ur parents arent around the house turns into an ash tray ..btw that was quite an escape ..

    vicious

    December 14, 2009 at 11:58 pm

  6. soch agar blade pillow ke bajay bed par rakha hota. kuch important kat jaata to?get a freaking nailcutter man. Play it safe and stuff :PN

    Nothingman

    December 15, 2009 at 4:12 am

  7. @oxy yeh i too have a big time problem of forgetfulness, sometimes i think of posting something and by the time the pc starts i often forget the topic..@day dream.. chaku kis liye rakhta hai ve..@sorc.. thank god i dont know c#@Darshan.. glad to know that u like my writing style, i thought my writing is like a school boy – fucking pathetic, always hoped to gain better skills in writing like nothingman,(thefuckedup.blogspot.com). dude ur writing skills are just awesome..@nothingman.. yeh have been thinking of buying a nail cutter for a long time.. hope i remember this time..@

    Uncommon Sense

    December 15, 2009 at 11:33 am

  8. @vici.. yeh! worlds biggest ash tray..

    Uncommon Sense

    December 15, 2009 at 11:34 am

  9. The blade gets mightier! forgetfulness is definitely relaxing … it doesn't get you stretched up. But be careful when you are dealing with blades, they cut a whole lot of other things as well … LOLStay safe but get the house cleaned … one last time this year!!

    IdleMind

    December 15, 2009 at 12:46 pm

  10. Good one…only thing you need to be careful …all of us just doing like this only as we just forgot what we were doing and busy in some other activity …so all these happened….AS Idle mind said …yes clean the house for the last time in the year 2009…me too planning to clean in this week end….:)

    swapnanjali

    December 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm

  11. @idle,swapnayes got the house cleaned, B did a gayab act after loosing, so cousin cleaned it, now the house is sparkling more than it used to be when parents were around. now they would think that maya is getting neater with age..

    Uncommon Sense

    December 15, 2009 at 8:32 pm

  12. I love the explicit use of swear words especially when they turn up unexpected in a post!I'm a fan…… Waiting for more….. (posts)

    Saurabh Panshikar

    December 15, 2009 at 10:48 pm

  13. btw 4got 2 tell u ..one of my uncles had 4getfully kept his shaving blade on his towel with which he later wiped his face and i need not say what followed !!!

    vicious

    December 16, 2009 at 1:00 am

  14. Hehe…saale gajab chutiya hai tu….maine bhi aise hi ek baar blade pant ki pocket me rakh chhoda tha…kaamwali bai ka haath kat gaya…tere followers to din dugni raat chugni badhte hi ja rahe hai… 🙂

    abhishek

    December 16, 2009 at 1:11 am

  15. @saurabh.. thnx for liking, @vici..oooo thts an hair raising incident, sochkar hi baal khade ho gaye…@abhi accha hua kuch aur nahi kata tera. arre 3 saal ho gaye blogging karte, 2 saal tak to ek bhi comments nahi tha, abhi abhi to meri chutiya giri logo ne accept karna shuru ki hai..

    Uncommon Sense

    December 16, 2009 at 11:04 am

  16. lolHope your finger is fine now!My frnd had a deep cut on his thumb accidentally and his vein got cut too…he then missed all his final exams and had to visit the doc for the next few days….good to see you back again…now that your parents are back,hope u got an ash tray 😛

    Yemiledu

    December 16, 2009 at 11:56 am

  17. That could have been dangerous! I remember one such incident in my own life where I had kept a Wilkinson blade on my right eye. I somehow fell asleep with the blade balanced over the eye. Then someone came to our house and shouted, "What the heck are you sleeping with that blade on your eye?" I got up with a start and realized what stupidity I had done. But then, I got out unhurt.

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    December 16, 2009 at 3:31 pm

  18. @yemil i dont belive much in doctors so i let it heal the natural way.. no we dont have a ash tray, i dont smoke when parents are here@vittal.. he he thts freaky, i also used to do that kind of stupidities, i cant control when i see pins, i start chewing them..@everyone thanks for sharing ur blade stories, i never thought there would be so many..

    Uncommon Sense

    December 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm


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