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The last chutiyagiri of the year

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Always seen in other blogs people tagging each other with sometimes good and some times stupid questions, some time a year back i had a reader, a lady blogger who had just started, she slowly ran out of topic and all she did was this tags thing, well certainly she stopped commenting at my blog because of occasional vulgarity. But she had this huge followers built in short time, and it was in hundreds with no worth while content atall. But i had always thought that this tag thing is good for people who dont have anything to write.

Actually i came here to write a summary of the year gone by and a few updates, but for the first time some one has tagged me, that is how so main stream. But since its the year end, and we believe in diversity of content, i m actually going to do this teenagish stuff. And as i have mentioned earlier about more weightage to female readers and since yemilendu (who could have been dead by now) has tagged, i m actually going to do it. Enuf of justification.
1. What is your current obsession?
A. Creative emailing to the dishtv guys, those fuckers haven’t activated my dishtv till now, I write email every 3 hours, i think they are enjoying it so on purpose they are not activating it.. Guys dont buy dishtv…


2. What are you wearing today?
A. not important


3. What’s for dinner?
A. not important


4. What’s the last thing you bought?
Yeh, the same fucking dishtv, i shouldnt have bought. Dishtv customer care guys, there was this story of akbar and birbal, once akbar asked birbal to find the most stupidest person in the world, and he finds 2 of them, and when akbar asks who is the third one, birbal points to akbar himself.
Has birbal been here, he could have directly pointed to the customer care people of dishtv.


5. What are you listening to right now?
A.nothing 


6. What do you think about the person who tagged you?
A. an innocent girl


7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
A. As long as i have the right people around me, place doesnt really matter.


8.One thing you wanna change about yourself ?
A. i m not sure, but my introversion i guess..


9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
A. As long as its a road trip with friends any place is fine.


10. Which language do you want to learn?
A. better my english writing skills


11. What’s your favourite quote?
A. i like a lot of quotes, but cant remember a single one right now.


12. Who do you want to meet right now?
A. no body


13. What is your favourite colour?
Achildish question but will still answer blue


14. Give us 3 styling tips that work for you.
A.lol, how exactly should it work.


15. What is your dream job?
A.I dont believe in jobs, if i had my way i wouldnt work atall.


16. What’s your favorite magazine?
A.Business today i guess, some how i have always liked to read about business and economy. Our world works on that.


17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?
A.nothing, i will give it to some one


18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas?
A.some girl created this questions i guess, all questions are how stupid. I think its a girlies only tag, Oh gosh yemilendu, what did u do, u made me answer a girly wala tag. 


19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon?
A. Oh god, Kill me, kill me


20. What kind of haircut do you prefer?
A. what a vulgar question


21. What are you going to do after this?
A.I m going to call the dishtv guys now. and have come up with some inventive words to address them, bhose ke bhajiye, lund ki chutney, ghu ke pendey, jhaat ki jalebi.. and many more.


22. What are your favourite movies?
A. andaz apna apna… galti se mistake ho gaya


23. What inspires you?
A. any creative work


24. What do your friends call you most commonly?
A. my name, yo, maya


25. Would you prefer coffee or tea?
A. tea – black


26. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed?
A. walk, i do the same when i m happy


27. What makes you go wild?
A. nothing


28. Which other blogs do you love visiting?
A. the ones that i visit


29. Favorite Dessert/Sweet?
anything will do, i have not thought about it


30. How many tabs are turned on in ur browser right now?
A.6–>some one has got lot of time to make this questions, i have always wondered who makes all these jokes that are ciruclated thru sms


31. Favorite Season?
A. Summer


32. If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me?
A. nothing, 


33. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you?
A. Forget that they have hurt you, to good to them, be fucking generous with them, this will annoy them like nothing else, i m not being philosophic here, i assure u this is the best way.


34. What are you afraid of the most?
A.Loosing my mind


35. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A.Daag of tobacco are decreasing on my teeth ( i have been brushing)

36. What brings a smile on your face instantly?
A. work of art, creative stuffs, puppies, animals, good work by some humans.


37. A word that you say a lot?
A. hmm


38.One wish that you really want to see it come true?
A. I want to be fucking rich and throw money out of my bmw’s window, then crash the bmw. To have a very costly car and keep it dirty with all the mud and stains and scratches, nothing sexier than that.
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Written by maya

December 31, 2009 at 10:48 am

Posted in humor, uncommon

18 Responses

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  1. A really big one, but interesting. The twenty-first response got me into a jerky laugh! you are quite an inventor of swear words.Anyway, relax … no more C***giris for 2009. May 2010 help you to get back more of that goodness that you are looking for (including brushing your teeth and getting rid of dishtv)! Happy New Year!!

    IdleMind

    December 31, 2009 at 1:04 pm

  2. Wishing u a happy new year Maya. May your wished be fulfilled.. and yeah, do tell me when u buy that BMW, i wud love to scratch it with a rajor edged knuckle duster for u. wont charge anything. 🙂

    Chhaya

    December 31, 2009 at 4:06 pm

  3. @ idle.. they activated it now, i guess new year is going to be good now.. hapy new year@chhaya, yeh sure, below that i wud specifically mention "scratched by chhaya" have a new happy new year chhaya

    Uncommon Sense

    December 31, 2009 at 5:44 pm

  4. @US – make sure u send me royalty checks if someone buys the rights .. hehehe.. i kinda like knuckle duster.. more than i like cars.. and i do love carsbut u made me aware of the fact that i wud rather use the knuckle duster on someones Merc or BMW (i dun like Merc :P)

    Chhaya

    December 31, 2009 at 8:08 pm

  5. interesting..interesting..lifestylesoon there will be phd In uncommonsense..Happy New Year!!!have a fantastic New year

    Sorcerer

    December 31, 2009 at 8:09 pm

  6. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?A.nothing, i will give it to some oneshould I pass u my paypal..in case u get lucky :DlolBMW thokne se accha daan dene mein hai…:D kisi garib ko daan me de dena rather than smashing him under ur tyres …lol

    ♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥

    December 31, 2009 at 8:45 pm

  7. HEy!!! Thanks for the post!!!There is something called honesty and sincerity in your all posts that I can't miss reading some posts. :~P @26 is what i do too.@33 nice one :)Arey!These Dishtv people are having such a good time lol.I liked You could have added a question and changed one you did not like. But theek hai!Thanks you so much for doing this.Din't expect you would.It was nice knowing you better. And nooo..this is no teenage stuff and iam no INNOCENT.:~D A long comment :~(Happy NEw Year!

    Yemiledu

    December 31, 2009 at 9:14 pm

  8. Thanks for not killing me!! 🙂

    Yemiledu

    December 31, 2009 at 9:15 pm

  9. hahahhaha … what can i say ??may 2010 usher in more creativity in ur gaalis!!

    vicious

    January 1, 2010 at 12:57 am

  10. @chhaya..why wud some one like knuckle duster and that too a girl…u must b a tuff girl, mara mari type@sorcy.. he he, happy new year@daydream.. he he paypal id apne paas hi rakh..daan to karege hi, bmw thokne ke baad kabadi ko daan mein de dunga@yemil.. innocent,, oh tht because of the profile pic, it keeps on projecting that innocent image@vici… we shud be creative in every thing we do, i m also going to try creative shitting..

    Uncommon Sense

    January 1, 2010 at 10:33 am

  11. Hilarious!I think the same way about this tagging business. But you know what, it's fucking interesting all the same to read someone's answers to these questions. Psychologically, we enjoy the process of relating these answers with ours and find out similarities and differences and then drawing judgments. It's all fuckin interesting.Haha… after all you too becoming mainstream kya?

    Darshan Chande

    January 1, 2010 at 11:22 pm

  12. Oops, forgot the first thing I should have written… The title is very appropriate 😛

    Darshan Chande

    January 1, 2010 at 11:23 pm

  13. lol

    Yemiledu

    January 3, 2010 at 3:37 am

  14. ys darshan it certainly is interesting

    Uncommon Sense

    January 3, 2010 at 11:12 am

  15. another interesting post….loved it.

    abhishek

    January 3, 2010 at 11:55 pm

  16. Have a wondrous year of 2010. Quite an interesting read. I normally skip tag posts as I find them boring, but since it was you I had to read it. 🙂 Nice way of answering the questions. 🙂 I liked the response to the last question. You are the real ambassador to say materialistic things are nothing but waste of time and money.

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    January 4, 2010 at 3:04 pm

  17. I loved your 38th answer.nothing pleases more than that!!

    санжог

    January 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm

  18. hh

    Anonymous

    April 22, 2010 at 9:02 pm


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