Some shit about hygiene and immunity
Did u notice when that swine flu stuff was going on there was this life buoy ad talking about how it could help.. exactly then i had decided to do a post about it, but somehow it slipped out of my mind. They make so much shit ads about this hygiene category, its really annoying. Often feel like dumping that ad wala family into a pile of shit.
The prob is that this excessive importance to hygiene is killing our immunity. Half of us has become like those foreigners if they eat something wrong they shit water. Fuck hygiene who cares about it. I never wash my hands before eating, and when people tell me about that i give some awesome dialogs like “jab mann saaf hai to haath saaf karne ki kya zaroorat” or when i dont bath “macchi pura din pani mein rehti hai phir bhi badboo aati hai” we need to give some practice to our system to deal with bacterias. We cant be all clean all the time.
Our last savior were those dirty pani puri waalas, who had combination of enuf dirty materials to train our system. Now there are these new breed hygienic pani puri walas, not dipping their hands in that water and all. So it doesnt tastes that good. The original taste was from all the dirty hand and that talab ka water they used. I still try to find those panipuri waalas and eat from there only. Scratching their groin before dripping it into the water, then cleaning their nose with the same hand and again dipping it. What a taste. I would often ask, kaunse gutter ka pani hai be?. Now eating this pani puri really makes the immunity system strong, u become a super man, then u can eat every shit like a suvar and be healthy. Todays new gen ppl with their obsession with hygienity will fall sick if they eat this kind of pani puri, street food or dhaba ka food.
Dirt is all in the mind, now there will be some chicks who say chee chee when that guy is scratching his balls but at night they are happy sucking dicks..So basically this hygeine and shit is all double standard. Exchanging saliva thru kissing is ok, but eating jhoota is not ok. So basically the shit i m talking here is perception of dirt and that things are not dirty but minds are. Its like for a brahmin thought of eating a chicken will make him puke, and for you the thought of eating a juicy caterpillar, but for others it might be a great delicacy. So basically u should not make the eww faces else someone like me just might feel to punch it. So basically we need to get used to it, and understand nothing is dirty, its just an illusion created by the mind and every one should get over it..
You notice the ads for children, they treat the childrens as if they were born in some other planet. Aap k maasoom bacche ki gand lag jayegi if he doesent drink “junior horlicks” btw horlicks sounds kind a kinky word, come on darling give me some horlicks. So they think million years of evolution hasnt thaught us anything the babies need horlicks and farex to grow. baby powder, baby oil, and all that baby shit put in your ass. The baby should actually play in mud, it should eat mud. Thats where it derives intelligence from, Thats where the immunity sets into the system. If the child is living on earth, then it should connect with earth. Keeping the baby in ac rooms not knowing what the actual environment on earth is, then he grows up and would behave like an alien. This is all stupid, all results of consumerism, they tell all the shitty lies for profit, and we duffers believe it.
Now we should understand it, before the whole human race becomes like an alien on this planet, have u seen that movie bubble boy or something, that his parents keep him in some plastic buble, telling a lie that if he gets out of it he will die.. Todays people are exactly making their kids like that. I see ppl making their small kids wearing shoes, why the shit, this is all wrong and this has to change.. you guys are mentally abducting the child..
so much typing, i m tired. gudness what a shitty post.
P.S. Thanks to every one who commented on last post i didnt expected most of you to comment. It was kinda check point for the reader, and u guys have proved that u are capable to digest every thing.. And i m really lucky to have such awesome readers who are capable enuf.