Yesterday was a very learning experience and the best valentines day ever, not because i found some girl. But it was better to attend someone marriage than to sit at home and watch tv. I spend 90 percent of the time at home so it feels good to be out. So as soon as i completed writing yesterdays blog, i went to the mobile operator to get a replacement sim, but they were closed. Came back and was at krishnas place, he narrated some 5 to 6 sexual stories about the days he spent in his village as a kid, what he saw and all. Learnt a good amount about the sexual scene in villages.
After that R1 and R2 came, R2 left for drinking (on sundays he drinks whole day, non-stop as he had stopped drinking daily) i and r2 generally dont drink in noon. Then T (biggest kanjoos i ever came across) came looking for free cigerrates, i said i have only 1 left. He goes and buys from my shop on credit. My galla has open credit for every one, who ever buys from there is billed under me. When he buys with other ppls money he always buys the mehanga wala cigerrate. Fucking looser, actually his kanjoosi has to do with psychology, its said that a guy who has bad relationship with his mother ends up being a kanjoos. So i cant blame him. His mother is maha harami.
What i and R1 are good at, is fingering not that fingering its the gand mein ungli karna wala (modern day muhavras) fingering. So we know that K had not invited T, and R1 started ungling him.
R1: so how are u going for K’s shaadi?
T: when is it?
R1: acting shocked, you dont know? its today. Havent u been invited?
T: Really. No he hasnt invited thou he met me last week.
R1: thats really bad, how could he do that.. May be he might have given your card to R2 as he was busy. You call R2,
He calls R2 and its confirmed that no such thing has been given,
Now K is a very complex character from inside, he seems to be simple but from inside his mind works in weird ways, if some one has did anything wrong to him, he keeps it inside him and never forgets and takes badla, especially when he is drunk, so nobody drinks with him. He hasnt given invi card to R2 aswell (thou he was orally invited) so this was double ungling, its ek ungli se do gand mein ungling. So after hurting 2 ppl i and R1 were happy. Now K has to be unglied as well, so we told T to call K and inquire as to why he hasnt been invited. He was reluctant to call. But R1 unglied him more, making him realise that he had invited K to his marriage and his sisters as well. Now T got angry and called K, K told he was busy and stuff and only a few ppl have been invited, even after calling, K didnt invite T. So we made T, K and R2 all three uncomfortable. Then T left. We made plan to make T tight in the evening and take revenge for not being invited. Sadly things didnt work that way. We will anyway do that sometime later.
We went to church R2 was tight, he anyways talks too loudly and after being tight he talks much louder with all gaalis and hawas khori stuff. Thou its fun to watch him doing tight giri but it could be dangerous aswell. So we reached the church. For the first time i saw christian marriage. Felt kinda cultish. R2 started doing tight giri. As the father raised his hand and was talking some shit. R2 says. Abhi father ki gand mein koi puck karke lund daal de to uska expression kaisa hoga. I m sure half of the people in the church heard him say that. Every one who were standing around slowly started moving away from him. I said chal bahar jaate hai. Every one was looking at him from the corner of their eyes. He raised his hand mimicking the father and started doing actions of being fucked in the ass and was saying “aall izzz well” he kept on doing that, i was in total panic i left him and ran outside. I was sure he would be getting a beating. But i guess some how those people didnt wanted to create a scene during the marraige. Every one ignored.
Then later in the evening we went for reception i was with R2 and R1 went with K. R2 drank again at his aunty’s house. This is where he drinks. I have told about this in R2’s introductory post that i did. He has an affair with this lady, her husband is in army and posted somewhere else, she has 3 kids, 1 in 12th and others in college. He fucks her when the kids are not around. So he had a different plan today, which he said not to tell anyone. I m the only one knowing the secret. So he got the 2 boys to come along with him to the marriage. the girl had gone to someone’s bday party, which ofcourse must be a lie, its valentines day, so she might be out with her setting. R2’s plan was to go back from marriage under some pretext and fuck her. Well that didnt work, as the girl was back home sooner than he had expected. Thou i got to listen some of their fuck stories in great details. which provides an opportunity to learn more about human behaviour and nature.
Shadi went as it was supposed to, there were lot of girls in minis, and this girl was there super sexy, in nice dress and she danced super sexy, almost like a professional latino dancer, the way she shook her butts, it was awesome, her smile, her eyes, perfect.., she had a tatoo on her leg. couldnt understand what it was, looked like some chinese scribbling dont know for sure. We drank again in car, after seeing off my and R2s parents.
So saw a lot of people, actually i dont get to see lot of ppls just the same people i see every day. Good time pass watching them, its kinda hobby to watch and observe people, creating a profile in my mind about their nature, what might they be doing for a living, just guessing their nature, their relationships. Shadi was good, both of them looked good together (yeh thts a mainstream comment). food was as usual.
Now almost eveyone in the group has married only i, R1 and R2 are left. And its only a matter of time before we loose our freedom as well.
P.S. Most bloggers seems to be single. The number of post about valentines day from singles are unusually more, may be its because the non-single people are busy with celebration.