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A beautiful wife..

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Once i and krishna were talking about normal stuffs, and it drifted to his wife. He said what an ugly wife has he got… indeed thats true.. his wife is super ugly, very thin almost a skeleton, dark skinned, and teeth like the JCB machine… and on the contrary krishna is very good looking, athletic built, and smart.

This is a story that i find very interesting, and we are all very enthusiastic whenever he narrates the story of his marriage. He was 18 then and a  total hawaskhor, uneducated and a mavali and spent his days doing lukhagiri and fucking kaamvalis.. He went to his village for marriage, the girl’s brother was a constable and he said that he will make krishna a constable if he marries his sister. Krishna always had a dream of becoming a police wala, he said it was my only chance to become rich by doing upar ki kamai. So he married her, inspite of her being ugly. After marriage when he asked about the constable thing, he asked for the 10th std certificate. Krishna said he had studied only till 5th. The brother said you should have told me that before, u cant be a police without passing 10th… so thats how his story goes..

As he said, he fucked his wife more than 7 times on his suhag raat, after 3 times, she tried to stop him but he kept fucking zabardastily. After that it became uncontrollable for her, and she started shouting and crying… every one was still outside.. and they took her to another room.. He said he felt very ashamed, and as he thinks of the old days he find himself  to bean utterly chutiya person.

So coming to the present, he was saying k how he had an ugly wife, he cud have easily got a better one if he had waited. I said its good that u have an ugly wife…

I mean isnt it good to have an ugly wife, life becomes so tension free. A person having a beautiful wife will always be in tension, wondering if she might be having an affair. Shak develops if the male is not that attractive. And a worried person is a total failure.. i explained that to krishna. His wife used to work with him at his lari, i said if ur wife had been beautiful would u be able to bring her here, every one would be ogling at her. Then u would end up in fights and all that.. and if u had kept her at home, still u would be worried… so it would have been a big head-ache to have a beautiful wife.. Krishna frequently takes the services of a prostitute so the wish of fucking some one better is satisfied anyway, so it has been overall good for him to have a ugly wife..

Also if the wife is comparitively more beautiful, then they will have all nakhras, they will be proud of their beauty and they will think themselves to be superior than others and all that thing.. A man’s life is anyway filled with responsibility and tension, and this is some thing not to be added on top of that…

Better to find someone just average… dont every go for the best, the best are always costly and u shud be ready to pay the price for it…


P.S. i know its a very narrow approach that i have taken here, but its all true. All this shak thing reminds of a malayalam movie vadukkanokiyantram (the compass) absolute masterpiece it comes highly recommended


Written by maya

May 10, 2010 at 8:54 pm

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  1. u see malayalam movies?wow..


    May 10, 2010 at 9:56 pm

  2. @sangita.. i love malayalam movies..mostly the old ones,, from 70's and 80's.. m a big fan of srinivasan

    Uncommon Sense

    May 10, 2010 at 10:08 pm

  3. well said buddy n ur perception is right… d best comes wid a costly price tag and not every one can afford that…


    May 11, 2010 at 12:59 am

  4. two people should compliment each other in every way …even in loooks 🙂


    May 11, 2010 at 1:29 am

  5. Ugly or beautiful is all in the eyes of beholder. If you think ugly people can't have affairs then he he he.:) Sab karte hain, bolta koi nai.N


    May 11, 2010 at 3:04 am

  6. @ankesh.. thnx for comemnt@vici.. very true dear..@nothing.. in realtion to beauty mostly all humans think the same way, so nothing in the eyes of beholder… yeh ugly ppl do hv affairs but beautiful ppl are more like to hv comparied to ugly ones…

    Uncommon Sense

    May 11, 2010 at 10:20 am

  7. i m sure u wont mind having a pretty wife… cz far as i remember, you blv in sharing other ppls wives and will have no problem in sharing urs if it comes to it. might even enjoy doing it, isnt it?


    May 11, 2010 at 11:35 am

  8. @chhaya.. i wud prefer an average one.. regarding sharing i m not too sure, i dont think its one of my sexual preference… who knows may b i will develop a one later… i m still to understand the psychology behind what makes one to share his wife..

    Uncommon Sense

    May 11, 2010 at 12:26 pm

  9. I am not too sure how can a person judge a good-looking and an ugly-looking one. And so far as physical intimacy goes, we often join looks with the pleasure … that's even intriguing.So much said, I wish to be alive till you get a wife. And in case she's not good-looking to you, would love to read your views.It's better to always assume wives are not good-looking though, there's more liberty anyways!! 😀


    May 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm

  10. @idle good looks represent better genes, so the human mind is attracted to that.. sense of beauty is universal…i m gonna upload pics of prospective brides here, and wud let the readers vote.. if things go wrong i can blame them atleast… we need to just keep experimenting..

    Uncommon Sense

    May 11, 2010 at 5:05 pm

  11. Good for him… and look even when he thinks she is ugly how his suhagraat turned out, what if she was beauty queen ! heheAnd personally i believe beauty is subjective, beauty in someone else's eyes wont be same for me and beauty in my eyes wont be same for someone else… if we all had a same choice… we would be living in a battle place for forever !!

    ~ Lopa

    May 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm

  12. sanatan satya vatsh…..yahan per jo aapne said "narrow approch" ko ujagar kiya hai, is he fact, the mentality of a laari person, and his life-partner, is like ran ne banaadi jodi.. me not kidding, but as u have mentioned dat more beautifule wife means more tensioned life.. we can see such mentals in our society..waise bhi colour ka kya karna hai,, nature dekho.. jab aap life partner dhundh rahe ho!!

    cKrAzYy..! ;)

    May 12, 2010 at 1:24 pm

  13. @ lopa i think the sense of beauty is mostly the same,,, some minor differences are there but mostly the same@crazy… thats right

    Uncommon Sense

    May 12, 2010 at 9:08 pm

  14. waiting for the pics of perspective brides…about beauty, i think ppl will generally differ (slightly) in what they agree to be beautiful men/women but in general will agree on those who are ugly.


    May 13, 2010 at 8:28 am

  15. he he… interesting view-point!


    May 13, 2010 at 11:47 am

  16. I do not know if it is ridiculous or serious! Anyway, who am I to comment on anyone's personal choices. What seems reprehensible to me may sit perfectly well with some other person's conscience. So, I prefer to keep my mouth shut on this matter as I am neither an expert on the matter nor do I intend to flame! Krishna knows what is good for him and he shall continue to do so no matter what I write here! 😉

    Vittaldas Prabhu

    May 13, 2010 at 12:45 pm

  17. People who look at skin to determine beautiful are going to land themselves in trouble. No matter how beautiful one is or not, its how they carry themselves that makes them attractive.What amuses me the way his suhagraat went; he did not see the ugliness then?

    The Survivor

    May 13, 2010 at 6:51 pm

  18. great post I liked it …….


    May 14, 2010 at 8:59 pm

  19. rofl over the way he was cheated..


    September 22, 2010 at 8:01 pm

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