An Eventful sunday
Last sunday was good time pass. Went to krishnas T and R1 were there already. Krishnas place is a news hub you get to listen all the weird stories buzzing currently in the chutiyagiri market. People come and give bundles to krishna and he distributes them further to other people. We can call his place a chutiypankti information exchange.
So the latest news with krishna was about a Lava locket. Its a locket made of lava stone it must be lava ash i think because its exactly milky grey color. Its called a quantum value pendant. So krishna was telling about its power, he said that if you wear it then you can lift a 100kg object with just a single finger without any effort. And we all were laughing, he said that the guy will come and show demonstration. He also further said that you can turn your hand all around if you have worn it, he said k that guy had came and he had seen the demonstration himself. So we all knew its going to be a vibrant sunday with good time pass. We asked krishna to call him.
Within some time the guy was there, he showed the booklet with shit written all over it, claiming that its scientific and it recharges the ions of body and some shit about radiation absorption and all. He keeps on emphasizing that its a scientific product, and all the claims that he is making can be checked at labs. He was from this MLM company called swadeshi. http://www.swadeshimarketing.net click on product and browse to find the pendant. So we went to R1s house where he could show the demonstrations.
I volunteered for the experiment. He asked me to keep my hand straight forward then turn it backward, the way we twist. So i did as far as i can. Then he put that locket in my other hand and asked me to turn again i turned and it didnt have any effect. I said its not going as far as last time. Then he said ok then do next experiment. All the things failed. No i didnt do it on purpose, it simply didnt have any effect. They were just mind games. Then we asked what about the weight lifting he said we have to keep the locket in water to get it recharged, then you have to drink the water after that you will get power. He also told some shit about it cures all the diseases.. Funny.. it now seemed so stupid that nobody wanted any experiment. The guy was ashamed and ran away.
We had a good laugh. These days whenever you switch on the tv and all those tv shopping people are always promoting some kind of andha vishwas products. All that protection from shani, shree yantra and shit yantra, nazar suraksha and such shit. These days these kind of gandu stuffs are in full demand. Krishnas has also bought the shani shuraksh pendant for everyone in the family. I dont know whats happening to this nation, its full of how gavaar people.
Then we went, in the noon as i and T were sitting at krishnas the recent news was that krishna beat the shit out of K. K was doing tight giri and was asking for daru bottle from krishna on udhaar. Krishna was sleeping and he kicked him to wake him up. Then krishna punched him a hundred times on his face, broke his nose and face. We certainly missed on lot of fun. Thats the problem with K, he gets tight like a garib. Thats the reason why we dont drink with him, and every body avoids him after he is drunk.
Then later in the evening K’s wife called krishna and was scolding him, we all were laughing. K also gave dhamki about informing the police about his daru ka dhanda. After that i and R1 went to drink with his boss. Came back and we werent feeling drunk enuf so went to N’s place he was already drinking, we joined him. He was having some chutiya type of whiskey its name was Joint Venture.. i laughed a lot on its name..
Day after tomorrow i m going to kerala, so wont be blogging for next 15 days. First time going to kerala during rainy season, lets see whats in store there. I would have stayed back here, but all the friends will be lurking around here whole day, and i need privacy, also the threesome uncle is calling me,, i dont want to be in all the jafa, i just want some peace of mind, i better just leave with parents.. take a gap from work.. thou its gonna be a big financial blow to take leave for 15 days, and it has other problems too.. whatever