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The mystery of warm water.

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When our house was not ready we used to stay at my cousins place every time we came to our village, also granny used to stay there before leaving to parlok, this post is about an eventful night that i spent there..

This incident happened some 1 year back, We were sleeping at their house in the veranda, me and my 2 cousins. It was raining. Suddenly i woke up at night as water fell on my feet in a constant stream, i just lay there and thought were this is coming from, it was pitch dark and nothing could be seen, only thing i could hear was sound of heavy rain.  But this water kept falling on my knee, i pulled back but still it was falling on my leg, i thought k the tiles might be leaking, it was an old house with tiled roof. But i was also confused because till yesterday there was no problem, on further noticing i realized k the water was warm. Now i was in full confusion, i couldnt find any reason as why this water is warm, if its rain water it should be cold. Am i dreaming, or have i begun to halucinate again, now the water was making gushes like we do at the end of the pee, the water would fall then stop, and then again start and stop. It was then that it struck me it could be someone peeing on me, but who would do that, and why. I just couldnt believe that someone is peeing on me  and i had lost all sense of direction as to in which direction i m sleeping and from which direction is this pee coming. Now the whole bistar was wet, i can tell you that the water was in ample amount. But it didnt smell, i touched the wet bed and tried to smell but there wasnt any, i thought k if its pee then it should smell, then i tried to taste it, it was just like water, now my mind was in full confusion did someone pee on me, was there a leak if there is a leak then how did it stop and if its a pee then why doesnt it smell or taste like one. It was a riddle that couldnt be solved, and since i m no stranger to chutiyagiri happening with me, i just forgot and slept.
Now the next morning when i wokeup, everything around me was smelling of urine. As i got up everyone was looking at me and laughing, they thought k i peed in bed. I tried to tell them, its not me, someone peed on me last night, i was awake when it happened, nobody believed me, they said k i m making stories. Now how could i have made them believe when i dont know who peed or from where. 
Some months later my cousins father was sick and my father took him to a clinic and there was huge line, and this guy was doing chutiya giri out of sickness. As they were waiting for the chance, this guy pulled up his lungi and started peeing in front of everyone, so everyone allowed them to skip the line, when they reached inside and he was seated at the chair, he did khrrr and pulled out a lot of cough and spat at the doctors table. From that day my father tried to avoid taking him to hospital, he gets frightened at the thought of it. Also later on it was found that this guy had this habit of peeing anywhere when he gets sick, he looses his sense and some times pees through the windows. Its only then after all these days i realised k on that night the chamatkar of warm rain water was done by this uncle. He peed through the jaali of the balcony.
This uncle got ill again yesterday and now he is in hospital, he coughed and spat on the rikshaw driver.

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Written by maya

January 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Posted in humor, personal diary

18 Responses

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  1. happy new year..and thnx for commenting at my blog…tc

    rohini

    January 3, 2011 at 10:16 pm

  2. oh my god.. horrible

    AbhiLaSH RuHeLa

    January 4, 2011 at 2:38 am

  3. lol … unusual 😀

    vicious

    January 4, 2011 at 4:30 pm

  4. hehe… 🙂

    abhishek

    January 4, 2011 at 6:17 pm

  5. hahahhahaaha so hw was ur bath in urine 😉

    Nishit

    January 4, 2011 at 9:12 pm

  6. something so strange never even heard of this!funny but GROSS..this uncle needs to be spanked left right and center..

    Harman

    January 6, 2011 at 4:54 am

  7. @harman grossness is my area of expertise..

    The Generalist

    January 6, 2011 at 10:52 am

  8. @gnenralist..ha haaa funny…hope to have some funny post coming up!!tc

    Harman

    January 6, 2011 at 9:47 pm

  9. tasting it something that should have been avoided when one has no clue what it is.

    The Survivor

    January 8, 2011 at 1:59 am

  10. @survivor.. tasting was the only option left when all the other senses have failed to derive a conclusion.. u c its a scientific method.

    The Generalist

    January 8, 2011 at 10:43 am

  11. that quite an experience…

    Mr Happy

    January 8, 2011 at 5:08 pm

  12. Hahahaha..Nice ..So..Are you sure it wasnt you who peed ..I mean.The whole Uncle thing is just a conspiracy..right?Jokes apart..I feel sorry for you.*trying hard to suppress a laugh.So you in Kerala?That's nice..Enjay!!!Long time..i know..I havent been here.Kinda busy with loads of work.Will be back again..Keep rwaking..

    Sorcerer

    January 11, 2011 at 2:17 pm

  13. btw!!Happy New year!May Hakuna Matata Be the Motto!!

    Sorcerer

    January 11, 2011 at 2:32 pm

  14. Hahaha weird incidence… lol!!! Wish you a happy new year! Keep writing and make us laugh…regardsDuDo

    DuDo

    January 12, 2011 at 11:03 am

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    royal stalliion

    January 12, 2011 at 7:03 pm

  16. happy new yearlolchutiyagiri and pee

    sm

    January 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm

  17. i think your uncle rocks 😀 hope he gets well soon :)And you too, keep working hard and smart, you have the attitude to make it big :DN

    Nothingman

    January 14, 2011 at 1:49 am

  18. some peed on you and you slept.. gross.. lol

    ♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥

    January 15, 2011 at 2:38 pm


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