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Maya goes ladki dekhing

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We were making U1 chutia from the last few days, we created a fake profile in an social networking site in the name of his ex-gf and were making him chutiya, so to make it more real a few people were added randomly, so i was just sending him messages and another guy comes who was added as friend, he wanted to chat sex so for fun i started talking pretending to be girl, to make him chutiya i ask him to send pics of his lund, so he sends me. Then i again ask him to send pics in another posture.. while i was doing this i realized k i was getting hard and was eagerly waiting for him send pics of his lund. So its kind a revelation that you need not be gay to get a hardon seeing a dick. Neither is it important for a straight male to see female private parts to get erection, he can get erection by seeing male private parts too…As soon as i realised k i was waiting for his lund shots, i just logged off since it was feeling ajeeb. Since i was already hard i started watching porn sites. indianpornvideos.com is a good site if you are interested. The mobile camera has done so much wonder for the porn seekers. Instead of watching people acting now you get to see the real thing, peeking into other ppls sexual life, well kind a good thing for the watcher.&nbsp

Today we went to a jetty to buy fishes, Cousin1 is a fish freak, he doesnt like eating but he likes them, he likes watching them and fishing them, he just wants the fish out of water, he cant control himself if he sees them in water. I, Csn1, Csn2, U1 and M went there (as you can see i m getting set here, i m making friends). After we came my parents went to see a girl for me, they were going for the first time so they took the person who provided the reference along with them, they said i can go to see her if my parents think its workable, you guys already know how unmarriagable i m. As i and Csn2 sat watching tv, they call me and said to get ready. You will have to come to see the girl today itself as she would be leaving tomorrow, she is studying for teachers training course or something. Since i didnt knew the place they came back and took me along with them. Cousin2 also joined me. My father knows how unsocial i am and might get nervous in new surrounding, he says to me k dont be afraid.. funny na. I was feeling ajeeb going to see a girl for the first time and with what muh i should be asking for a girl, i m such an invalid. 
So we reach there, they had a small house, lower middle class people were they. I was feeling ajeeb and shy but not nervous or afraid. I was just wondering how she looked, my mom said she looks ok. I generally think that girls in kerala are kinda not so good lucking compared to the rest of india. Large quantity are outright ugly, so i didnt had any hopes anyway. So saw the girl, she came to give chai, chai was as shitty as you find everywhere in kerala. She was in a black salwar kurta, and she wasnt that bad looking,  she is average looking, kinda too slim, gand seemed to be good, no idea of the boobs (since they were covered by chunni) but they wont be much bigger. Nipple? how would i know about that it must be smaller kind, thou mallu girls have bigger nipples, but my guess is she will have smaller one. i will tell you later if i marry her. So look was she was average, and considering she is in kerala i would say she is good looking, and considering that i m the one who is seeking her she is beautiful. She wasnt dark, much fairer, long hair, teeth seemed somewhat bigger. But there seems to be a problem we both seem to have the same rashi, which basically means incompatible. People should have opposite rashis so they have opposite nature, same kind of people dont make a good match, as far as i know. But i dont think that wont be much of an issue, the astrologers neither belive themselves to force their view on us, they will just say do this and that puja and it will be ok. And the shastras say that the best match is a match of hearts and not of planets and stars. 
98% chances are that the marriage will not happen, but just in case it happens i need to have a post that reminds of the first visit, and since it was a new experience i needed to write this, Oh and another thing, they kept saying to me if you want to talk to the girl in private, you can do so, i said no like a child saying no to school, adamant. They kept prodding me again, i just kept myself glued to the chair. Then they said to the girl to come and see properly then dont say k you havent seen, so the girl comes again and stands in the room, people were saying ask something.. i said i dont want to, they kept saying that again.. so to end their jafa and to let the girl know that i actually can speak.. i asked here in my weird sounding malayalam.. tumhara naam kya hai basanti.. She said namitha, i asked another question since now i was feeling confident, i asked where she goes to study, she replied like a student replying to the teacher..
Will she like me? hardly any chance. But i believe in fate, lets see kya hota hai
Bhenchod its too late
Belated republic day. Jai Hind.



Written by maya

January 27, 2011 at 2:32 am

Posted in personal diary

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  1. awesome meeting…keep posting about wht happens and thanks for the porn site address :)i was feeling bored but reading ur post lit up my day. hilarious!


    January 27, 2011 at 11:39 am

  2. good for your milap… 🙂

    Ankesh at Talk

    January 27, 2011 at 11:18 pm

  3. lol …:D u r mad …but u dint say clearly whether u likes the gal ..u seem to be excited bout staying with someone for 24 hours ..knwing a stranger …hmmm ..good luck ..btw u might b a bisexual ..???


    January 28, 2011 at 1:27 am

  4. Oye teriiiiiiii… tu ladki se puchha nahi ki tere chhote hai ya bade.. lol.. pagal hai tu poora.. gosh!! i loved ur post like anything.. and I am sure u r bisexual.. so if we meet ..I will keep my asshole tightly clipped.. lol


    January 28, 2011 at 12:16 pm

  5. @abhi..glad u liked@ankesh.. doesnt seem like any milap would happen@vicious.. i would say if i like her or not, if i say i like her then i will feel bad if i dont get her..Daydream & vici.. i think everyone is a bisexual, its just conditioning that forces them to not thing abt it..

    The Generalist

    January 28, 2011 at 1:17 pm

  6. I don't knw wht u say abt this post…Anatomical description of the girl was way too much for which this post deserves A+ Rating…u could have used metaphors instead to make it interesting and decent one 🙂


    January 29, 2011 at 10:31 am

  7. @nishit.. i dont try to make the article interesting or decent.. i just write in the natural laguage

    The Generalist

    January 29, 2011 at 11:19 am

  8. You may be right..I am in love with my male parts for sure 😀 😀


    January 29, 2011 at 1:32 pm

  9. Tumhara naam kya hain BasantiThat was a good one!!

    The Survivor

    February 3, 2011 at 6:21 pm

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