An old unpublished draft
I was just tinkering with the new interface on blogger, and came across a very old unpublished post, the only one that is.. i dont know but it sounds stupid thts why i might not have published. Any way since i dont want my effort to be wasted i m just posting this shit here..
After writing stupid blog posts, maya thinks his readers wants maya to ask some whacky questions to baba ramdev. So maya visits ramdev baba’s palace.
Maya: Hi baba
Ramdev : hi maya, i have been reading your post and i think there is some problem with your bladder..
Maya : baba its not me its my friend who has that problem.
Ramdev : Oh no, i m saying your bladder is leaking and all shit is getting mixed with your blood, thats why you are getting all these weird thoughts. I would suggest you some aasans.
Maya: cut the crap baba, i dont belive in all that shit. let me come to the point. Why have you modeled your house as a palace.
Ramdev: see maya, ram was the king of ayodhya, and he lived in a palace, my name is ramdev so it will be best for me to live in a palace as per our ancient traditions.
Maya: and where were you living for 14 years, were you in forest like ram?
Ramdev: actually i went to forest for shitting and i got lost there.
Maya: How did you become kaniya, i think a jet of semen might have hurt your eye musles.
Ramdev: dont insult me. You c there are lot of creatures in this jungle, since i had to spend 14 years here and i had no sita, u understand , also like you i find shit amusing. So i was studying shit of all these animals. Once i had to collect shit of a wood pecker and i was fingering its ass to take out samples, since i didnt find any shit in its ass i was peeking into it and suddenly a small baby wood pecker came out of its ass and stuck me in the eyes.
maya: baba its bullshit, you are lying, all birds give egg.
ramdev: oh oh,, i think when i was fingering the egg might have broken and the baby wood pecker would have come out..
maya: baba have you gone out of mind, what crap are you talking, are you on some drugs or have you started eating shit of your disciples..